Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Thursday, February 05, 2004

The is chap claims to be a fellow auditor no less, obviously a man of high principles!

Unfortunately, he only has $7M in the unused account; not up to my usual standards.

The other "slight porky" is that he claims to have only written to me, very likely!

I AM MR JOSEPH KOLO
THE AUDIT AND COMPUTING
MANAGER OF ANCIENT TRUST
BANK LOME TOGO WEST AFRICA,

Dear Sir
THERE IS AN ACCOUNT OPEN IN THIS BANK IN 1982 ANDSINCE 2000
NOBODY HAS OPERATED ON THIS ACCOUNT AGAIN.AFTER GOING THROUGH
SOME OLD FILES IN THE RECORDS I DISCOVERED THAT IF I DO NOT
REMITT THIS MONEY OUT URGENTELY IT WILL FORFEITED FOR
NOTHING.THE OWNER


OF THIS ACCOUNT MR JOHNSON SHERVON.A FORIGNER AND THE MANAGER OF
PETROL CHEMICAL SERVICE, A ELECTRICAL ENGINEER BY PROFFESSION
AND HE DIED SINCE 2000. NO OTHER PERSON KNOWS ABOUT THIS ACCOUNT
OR ANYTHING CONCERNING IT, THE ACCOUNT HAS NO OTHER BENEFICIAR


Y AND MY INVESTIGATION PROVED TO ME AS WELL THAT HIS COMPANY
DOES NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS ACCOUNT ANDTHE
AMOUNTINVLOVEDSU.S.$7(SEVEN MILLION DOLLARS).I WANT TO TRANSFER
THIS MONEY INTO A SAFE FORIGN ACOUNT ABROAD BUT I DON'T KNOW ANY
FOREIGNER, I AM


ONLY CONTACTING YOU AS A FOREIGNER BECAUSE THIS MONEY CAN NOT BE
APPROVED TO ANY LOCAL BANK HERE BUT CAN ONLY BE APPROVED TO ANY
FOREIGN ACCOUNT BECAUSE THE MONEY IS U.S DOLLARS AND THE FORMER
OWNER OF THE ACCOUNT IS MR.JOHNSON SHERVON AND HE WAS A FORE


IGNER TOO. I KNOW THAT THIS MESSAGE WILL COME TO YOU AS A
SURPRISE AS WE DON'T KNOW OUR SELF BEFORE, BUT BE SURE THAT IT
IS REAL AND A GENUINE BUSINESS.I ONLY GOT YOUR CONTACT FROM OUR
CHAMBERS OF COMMERCE RESEARCH WITH BELIEVE IN GOD THAT YOU WILL
NEVER


LET ME DOWN IN THIS BUSINESS, YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON THAT I
HAVE CONTACTED FOR THIS BUSINESS FOR NOW. SO PLEASE REPLY
URGENTLY. WHEN THE TRANSFER IS APPROVED AND PAYMENT SCHEDULE I
WILL PROVIDE YOU AN ACCOUNT ON WHERE YOU WILL TRANSFER MY OWN
PERCENTAG


E IN THE DEAL,I WILL USE MY POSITION IN THE OFFICE TO PROVIDE
ALL THE NECESSARY INFORMATION FOR THE APPROVAL OF THIS FUND.I
WILL COME DOWN TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR THE SHARING AND OTHER
INVESTMENT. AT THE CONCLUSION OF THIS BUSINESS, YOU WILL BE
GIVEN 35% OF


THE TOTAL AMOUNT, 60% WILL BE FOR ME, WHILE 5% WILL BE FOR
EXPENSES , BOTH PARTIES MIGHT HAVE INCURED DURING THE PROCESS OF
TRANSACTION.I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR EARLIEST REPLY
YOURS TRULY,

MR JOSEPH KOLO


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