Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!


Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Thursday, January 03, 2008

The new year starts as the old one ended, with scammers still trying to con me.

This badly written laughable attempt at a scam arrived today.

What on earth does the illiterate git mean by "enroot"?

Full stops and commas also seem to pose the scammer some problems, and as to what a "lesion" office is... well that's anyone's guess!!!

The information contained in this E-mail and/or attachments may contain protected health, legally privileged, or otherwise confidentialInformation intended only for the use of the individual(s)concerned.

If you, the reader of this message, are not the intended recipient, you are hereby advised to contact me for more detailed explanation

Attn: Fund Beneficiary,

I am Robinson kuku, The Executive Director Diplomatic Delivery Department of the African Development bank , This is to inform you that my office has taking over all International Money transaction originated from all partsof African country due to the miss appropriation of fundby some corrupt officials of the apex and commercial banks and excessive demand of upfront payment by some officials of commercial and apex banks,However your Name is among two other Names short listed for fund delivery in your country through a diplomatic means,

The money would be concealed in metal boxes and could be labeled as your personal belongingso as to obtain full diplomatic immunity coverage to ensure a hitch-freedelivery,You are therefore advised to contact my office as soon as you receiveThis mail for more detailed information.

The mode of operation:

1, You are to inform me the name of your nearest International airport toenable us enroot the diplomatic ticket correctly and also mail us first and second page of your international passport or any other identification as we shall also forward copy of the diplomatic passportto you for Identification on his arrival in your air port.

2, Your presence would be needed in your airport to receive the diplomat on his arrival so that both of you would move straight to your bank in lodging the money on your behalf therefore you will sign vital documentconfirming the intact receipt of your fund.Finally, Upon confirmation of your readiness in receiving your money we shall start processing necessary documentation as regard the safe deliveryof your fund to you in your country and the keys of the boxes including the fund delivery document which would be secured in your favor would be sent to you through FedEx overnight.

Most importantly the Certificate of claims Which indicates that you are the beneficiary of this fund as contract payment, lottery winner or Inherited money(next of kin) which is already with us would be sent toyou.Up on the confirmation of this mail I will give you more information.Do also provide me with your telephone numbers for further communication.

Robinson kuku

Executive Director,
Diplomatic Delivery Department,
African Development Bank,

lesion office
25 Dowgate Hill
London EC4R 2SB

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