Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Friday, January 13, 2006

"Congratulations you have won..."

Bollocks I have!

Pass the sick bag someone.

NOTICE...CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
FROM THE OFFICE OF THE VICE PRESIDENT
SUPER E-MAIL LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL
PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPT

BATCH NO: 65409/11/05/SLT
REF. NO: SLT/54390812/121/3421

WINNING NOTIFICATION / FINAL
NOTICE...CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

This is to inform you of the release of the E-MAIL LOTTERY BALLOT INTERNATIONAL/ WORLD GAMING BOARD. Your name attached to ticket number 219028 with Serial number 200432 drew the lucky numbers of 05-31-75-64-25-74, which consequently won the lottery in the 1st category.

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payment of
Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars ( US$500,000.00 ) only, which is deposited in your favour as beneficiary and covered with HIGH INSURANCE POLICY. It is important that keep your winning confidential to avoid people garnering your information and subsequently making claim with your winning paraphernalia information, Super lottery international will decline payment if such irregularity occurs. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from only Microsoft users from over 20,000.00 companies and 3,000,000.00 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. To begin your lottery claim, please contact your claims agent below on or before the 21st of February 2006

CONTACT NAME: JIM EDWARDS
EMAIL: a

It is imperative that you contact your assigned payment
officer within the stipulated period of time. After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in subsequent promos. Please note in order to avoid preventable delays and Complications please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff and
thank you for being part of our promotional program.

Yours Sincerely,

Mrs. Anna-Maria Spitale
Vice President
Super Lotto International

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