Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Here we have a nice little note from the improbably named Barrister Kofi Afis.

This scammer claims to have $45M, relating to the estate of his dead client...believe that, and you will believe anything!

Anyhoo, "barrister" Afis wants me to help him commit fraud; and pretend that I am related to his dead client.

Now really, if a "barrister" encourages you to commit fraud how far can you trust him on anything else he says or does?

He is a stupid, dishonest and unpleasant little man; he and his message and should be scorned and consigned to the trash can.

DEAR SIR,
I am Barrister.Kofi Afi, a solicitor at law and a personal
attorney to( Late Mr. Giulia A. Gaelle, A
foreigner ) here in after shall be referred to as my
client. My client worked as an independent contractor
to the Ashanti gold Company here Ghana. On the 21st of JANUARY 2002 my
client, his wife and their only daughter were involved
in a(BOMB EXPLOSION) unfortunately they were among
the casualties.

Since then I have made several enquiries to locate any
of my client's extended relatives
but
to no avail. I have contacted you to assist in
retrieving fund valued at Forty five Million five hundred United States
Dollars only ($US45, 500,000.00) left behind by my
client with a security deposit Company in (Madrid Spain)
before it gets confiscated or declared unserviceable
by the security company where this amount is deposited.
Before his demise, he never motioned having any
relatives nor cousins. After several attempts to
trace any of his relative, I decided to contact you.
One fact and truth remains clear, that anybody I present to the
Finance company as his next of kin, shall inherit the
fund and it is based on this fact that I ask you to
get back to me immediately so that we will discuss on
terms of partnership in this issue so that I will
forward your name to the security company as his
legitimate next of kin
backed up with a sworn
affidavit of oaths from the magistrate court of
ghana.
Be advised that this transaction is confidential and
secret,as regard my legal status.
I will brief you more as soon as i hear from you.
Please get back to me through this e mail:
Thanks
yours
Barrister kofi Afis
Esq. Principal Attorney,
Ghana

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