Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Saturday, November 05, 2005

Another fake lottery win.

This scammer claims that the lottery is supported by Bill Gates and the Sultan of Brunei.

Yeah right!

NEW DUTCH HOLLAND
FROM MR. ANDREW SMITH.
(LOTTERY COORDINATOR)
Dear
Sir/Madam,

We are pleased to inform you that as a result of our recent
lottery draw held on the 14 th October 2005. Your e-mail address
attached to ticket number 27522465896-532 with serial number 652-662
drew lucky numbers 7-14-18-23-31-45, which consequently won in the
2nd
category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out
of 1,000,000 (Euros)(One Million Euros only) Note that all
participants in this lottery program have been selected
randomly
through a computer ballot system drawn from over 20,000 companies and
30,000,000 individual email addresses from all search engines and
websites.

This promotional program takes place every year, and is
promoted and sponsored by eminent personalities like the Sultan of
Brunei; Bill Gates of Microsoft Inc and other corporate organizations.
This is to encourage the use of the Internet and computers worldwide.
For security purpose and clarity, we advise that you keep your winning
information confidential until your claims have been processed and
your money remitted to you.

This is part of our security protocol to
avoid double claims and unwarranted abuse of this program by some
participants. We look forward to your active participation in our next
year USD50 million slot.

You are requested to contact our Lottery
coordinator below to assist you with your winnings and subsequent
payments. All winnings must be claimed not later than one month
after
the date of this notice. Please note, in order to avoid unnecessary
delays and complications, remember to quote your reference number and
batch numbers in all
correspondence.

Furthermore, should there be any
change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible.


Congratulations once more and thank you for being part of our
promotional program.

NOTE: YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFIED IF YOU
ARE BELOW 18 YEARS OF AGE.

Sincerely yours,

MR. ANDREW SMITH.
LOTTERY COORDINATOR)

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous11:30 am

    Ha ha... I got this:

    NEW DUTCH HOLLAND
    FROM MR. ANDREW SMITH.
    (LOTTERY COORDINATOR)

    Dear
    Sir/Madam,

    We are pleased to inform you that as a result of our recent
    lottery draw held on the 18 th November 2005. Your e-mail address
    attached to ticket number 27522465896-532 with serial number 652-662
    failed to draw lucky numbers 7-14-18-23-31-45, which consequently
    didn't win anythingc
    . You have therefore not been approved for a lump
    sum pay out
    of 1,000,000 (Euros)(One Million Euros only) Note that all
    participants in this lottery program have been selected randomly
    through a computer ballot system drawn from over 20,000 companies and
    30,000,000 individual email addresses from all search engines and
    websites.

    This promotional program takes place every year, and is
    promoted and sponsored by eminent personalities like the Sultan of
    Brunei; Bill Gates of Microsoft Inc and other corporate organizations.
    This is to encourage the use of the Internet and computers worldwide.
    For security purpose and clarity, we advise that you keep your winning
    information confidential until your claims have been processed and your
    money remitted to you.

    This is part of our security protocol to avoid
    double claims and unwarranted abuse of this program by some
    participants. We look forward to your active participation in our next
    year USD50 million slot.

    You are requested to contact our Lottery
    coordinator below to assist you with your winnings and subsequent
    payments. All winnings must be claimed not later than one month
    after
    the date of this notice. Please note, in order to avoid unnecessary
    delays and complications, remember to quote your reference number and
    batch numbers in all
    correspondence.

    Furthermore, should there be any
    change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible.

    Congratulations once more and thank you for being part of our
    promotional program.

    NOTE: YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFIED IF YOU
    ARE BELOW 18 YEARS OF AGE.

    Sincerely yours,

    MR. ANDREW SMITH.
    LOTTERY
    COORDINATOR)
    EMMAL:newdutchhnl@netscape.net

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