Stupid Punts!

Hooray, hooray I've won the National Euro Lottery.

The improbably named Linda Charm tells me that I have won a poxy $1M, with the chance to win $1BN.

Utter bullshit, it is a con; there is no such thing as the National Euro Lottery.

NATIONAL EURO LOTTERY,
ALFONSTRAAT B56-58
1002 BS AMSTELVEEN,
AMSTERDAM,
THE NETHERLANDS.


FROM: THE PROMOTIONAL SECRETARY
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT


ATTENTION:

After a successful completion of the 2nd category draws of NATIONAL EURO
LOTTERY, held on 25th June 2004, we are pleased to inform you of the official
announcement today, that you have emerged one of the winners of the NATIONAL
EURO LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL PROGRAMS, which is part of our promotional draws.

Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 25,000
names/email addresses of individuals and companies from Africa, America, Asia,
Australia, Canada, Europe, Middle East, and New Zealand as part of our
International Promotions Program.

You are attached to ticket number N.E.L. 714-5-9827, drew the lucky numbers
N.E.L.03- 15- 23- 25- 35- 40 and consequently won in the 2nd Category.

You have therefore been awarded a lump sum pay out of US$1,000,000.00(One
million united state Dollars) which is the winning payout for 2nd category
winners. This is from the total prize money of US$5,700,000.00 shared among the
three international winners in the 2nd category.

CONGRATULATIONS!

Your fund is now deposited with a financial institution with REFERENCE NUMBER:
N.E.L A718-3 and batch number BATCH NUMBER: 224-DA, insured on your name.To
avoid mix up of numbers and names, we request that you keep this award strictly
from public notice until the entire process of transfering your claims has been
completed, and your funds remitted to your account. This is part of our security
protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants of this
program.

We also wish to bring to your notice our end of year (2004) high stakes where
you stand a chance of winning up to US$1.3 billion, we hope that with a part of
your prize you will participate.

Please contact your claims agent immediately,to begin your claims process;

MR. KENT DOUGLAS
CLAIMS DEPT. MANAGER,
NATIONAL EURO LOTTERY,
EMAIL:

For due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated account of
your choice. Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 15-20th of
July 2004.

NOTE: To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote
your reference and batch numbers provided above in your correspondence with your
claims agent.


Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank you for being part of
our promotions program.

YOURS Sincerely,

LINDA CHARM
(PROMOTIONAL SECRETARY)