Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.
Showing posts with label george williams. Show all posts
Showing posts with label george williams. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

This scammer would have me believe that I have won money and a BMW.

How lucky can I be!?

You won the sum of £500,000.00 GBP And a BMW CAR:
mr-georgewilliam1919@hotmail.com
(APPLICATION FOR PRIZE CLAIM)FULL NAMES*
CONTACT ADDRESS*
COUNTRY*
SEX*
AGE*
OCCUPATION*
NATIONALITY*
TELEPHONE NUMBER*
Yours Sincerely,
Mr George Williams
Online Promotions Agent

Monday, May 08, 2006

This badly written piece of crap fell into my mail box today.

The scammer claims to be an auditor, he then goes on to claim that he has access to the funds of a dead man.

The scammer then asks me to front myself as the next of kin of the deceased, and has the cheek to say that this fraud would be legitimate.

The scammer is a pathetic low life scum bag.

He deserves to go to jail.

Dear Friend,

Permit me to introduce myself, my name is GEORGE WILLIMAS
I\\\'m the CHIEF EXTERNAL AUDITOR OF THE
UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA PLC as a result of my exit
duty,I stumbled on this domiciliary account owned by
one Mr HENRY BIRCHAM that has remained dormant for
some years now with Eleven million Five hundred
Thousand dollars(US$11.5m) in it.

I contacted my chief auditor and was informed
that the account has been dormant since 6 years .We
sent out auditors for enquiries and discovered that
the account holder died in THE CONCORDE PLANE CRASH
OF MONDAY, 31 JULY ,2000.He is a merchandise who
wanted to invest his money on cocoa business before
he died alongside his family according to my
findings.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm

I GOT YOUR CONTACT THROUGH THE FOREIGN TRADE
MISSION RESEARCH AFTER WHICH I WAS CONVINCED BY
PROVIDENCE THAT YOU COULD BE FRONT AS THE NEXT OF
KIN,Based on your status I know you will be trusted
enough to be the next of kin and sole
beneficiary to this account.


I am writing you so that we can work together to
remit the money to you as
the next of kin since the depositor of this money is
dead and no one was traced as his next of kin since
his death in 2000. I guarantee this transaction
under a legitimate arrangements that will not breach
the law by both parties, it is a simple process
which will take a short while to process.I am
waiting to hear from you soonest so that I will tell
you all you need to Know about the money and the
procedure to go about claiming this money .

Bear in mind that you are just to apply as the
next of kin to the deceased customer.

N.B Please reply as soon as possible if
interested.
EMAIL;
Best Regards,
GEORGE WILLIAMS
(CHIEF AUDITOR)

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Here we are folks, another fake lottery.

I am sure that I have "won" the Bono lottery before.

Same story though, it is a fake.

DESK OF THE VICE PRESIDENT

INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/AWARDS.

BONO LOTTO LOTTERIES.



AWARD NOTIFICATION.

This is to inform you of the release of the BONOLOTTO DE LA PRIMITIVA LOTTERY held on the 15th of May 2005.

Your email address attached to ticket number 085-12876077-09 with batch number 51390-0 that drew the lucky numbers of 15-17-24-28-32-34, which consequently won the lottery in the 1st category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay of Euros 1,102.665.59. (ONE MILLION ONE HUNDRED AND TWO THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED AND SIXTY FIVE EUROS AND FIFTY NINE CENT ONLY) in cash credited to file with REF:NBA.EGS/3662367114/13.This is from a total cash prize of Euros 70,020.225.00., shared among the twenty five international winners in this category.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Your fund is now deposited with our Security Company and insured in your name. Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award from public notice until your claims is been processed and the money remitted to your account, as this is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming by participants as it has happened in the past.

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 25,000 names from Asia, Australia, New Zealand, Europe, North and South America, Middle East and Africa as part of our International Promotions Program.

We hope your lucky name will draw a bigger cash prize in the subsequent programs.

To begin your lottery claims , please contact your claim agent,MR.GEORGE WILLIAMS Foreign operation manager EURO INTERNATIONAL SECURITY COMPANY S.A on Tel: or send a mail to

Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than 30th JUNE. 2005 .Any claim not made before this date will be returned to the MINISTERIO DE ECONOMIA Y HACIENDA. And also be informed that 10% of your lottery winning belongs to (IBERO PROMOTION COMPANY S,A.) because they are the company that bought your ticket and played the lottery on your Email name.

This 10% will be remitted after you have received your winnings prize because the money is insured in your name already.

NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in every correspondence with us or your claim agent. Furthermore, should there be any change of address, please do inform your claim agent as soon as possible. An original copy of your lucky winning ticket and your deposit certificate will be sent to you by your claim agent, MR. GEORGE WILLIAMS.

CONGRATULATION!!!!!

We wish you continued good fortunes.

Sincerely,

LUIS MARTIN MAS

Monday, May 17, 2004

The reputable and honest Barrister Williams, solicitor and notary public, has just written to me.

He advises me that one of his clients, Mr Dennis President of Diamond Safaris, is dead (poor chap!).

There is of course a large sum of money left behind, $28M, and no will.

Barrister Williams has spent a long period of time (no he hasn't), trying to track down the next of kin of Mr Dennis.

To no avail, therefore rather than let the money (which doesn't exist) be taken by the government; he asks me to help him commit fraud by posing as the next of kin.

Rather oddly, for a barrister, he calls this "honest co-operation"?

Sorry chummy I don't do fraud!

Attention:,

Good day, I am George Williams, Solicitor and Notary Public, The
Personal Attorney Mr. Dennis , the president of DIAMOND SAFARIES
CO.LTD.ACCRA-GHANA who is a National of your country.

On the 21st of April 2004, my client, his wife and their only son were
Involved in a car accident along ACCRA/KUMASI Express Road.
Unfortunately, they all lost their lives in the event of the accident, since
then
I have made several enquiries to locate any of my clients extended
relatives and this has also proved unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his
Relatives over the Internet, to locate any member of his family but of
no avail, hence I contacted you.

I contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left
Behind before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the
bank where my client lodged these huge deposits.

Particularly, the Bank where the deceased had an account valued at
about 28.3 million dollars. Consequently, the bank issued me a notice to
provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within a short
time. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over
some years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of
the deceased since you share the same surname so that the proceeds of
this account valued at 28.3 million dollars can be paid to you for both
of us to share the money; 55% to me and 40% to you, while 5% should be
for expenses or tax as your government may require. I have all
necessary legal documents that can be used to backup the claim.

All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal
Through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate
arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in
touch with me through my email to enable us discuss further.

Thanks for you kind co-operation

Barrister Williams Esq.