Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Monday, January 22, 2007

This scammer claims to be Director of Audit and Account...I think he means Accounting!

However, English and grammar is not really the scammers' hallmark.

Anyway, this guy despite claiming to be in a very responsible position wants me to help him commit fraud. He then goes on to ask me to confirm that I will never cheat him.

Given that he is asking me to steal, and by definition confirm that I am dishonest, what good would my assurance be?

From The Office of Mr karem Ahmed
Director Audit and Account dept.
African development bank (ADB)
West Africa.
Tel+226 78 84 78 89


Transfer of ($ 25,200.000.00) twenty five million, two hundred thousand dollars I am mr Ibrahim Rashid, the auditor general of african development bank here in burkina faso.

During the course of our auditing; i discovered afloating fund in an account opened in the bank by mr john korovo, after going through some old files in the records I discovered that the owner ofthe
account died in the (Beirut-bound charter jet) plane crash on the 25th december 2003 in cotonou (republic of Benin).
Here is the(website=http://www.cnn.com/2003/world/africa/12/26/benin.crash/index.html).

And since then nobody has operated on this account again,the owner of this account is mr john korovo a foreigner, and a traderwho trade on gold and mining and he died, since 2003 and no other personknows about this account or any thing concerning it, the account has no other
beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as well that mr johnkorovo die along with his entire family.

The amount involved is ($ 25.2 m) twenty-five million, two hundred thousand united states dollars only , i am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money can not be approved to a local person here, with valid international foreign passport, but can only be approved to any
foreigner with valid international passport or drivers license and foreign account because the money is in us dollars and the former owner of the account, mr john korovo is a foreigner too, and the money can only be approved into a foreign account.

I need your strong assurance that you will never, never cheat me as soon as this fund hit into your account. with my influence and the position of the bank official we can transfer this money to any foreigner's reliable account which you can provide with assurance that this money will be intact
pending our physical arrival in your country for sharing. the bank official will prove all documents of transaction immediately for you to receive this fund leaving no trace to any place and to build confidence.

i will apply for annual leave to get visa immediately i hear from you that you are ready receive this fund in your account .at the conclusion of this business, you will be given 30% of the total amount, 60% will be for me,while 10% will be for expenses both parties might have incurred during
the process of transferring.

please if you are interested forward to me your;

(1) full name:

(2) sex:

(3) company: if any

(4) full contact address:

(5) phone:

(6) cell:

(7) fax

(8) city:

(9) state:

(10) zip code

(11) country:

(12) occupation:

(13) age

(14) yours truly



Best Regard.
Mr karem Ahmed

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