Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Monday, August 14, 2006

The deluded half witted scammer, who sent me this pile of shit, obviously thinks that I must be stupid, naive and dishonest.

He claims to have around $4M surplus funds from a bank account that he runs. He says that he wants me to help him transfer it (ie steal it), and that there is no risk in this to me.

A few obvious points:

1 This is theft

2 The money doesn't exist

3 The fact that he is proposing a criminal act clearly shows that there is a risk to me

Anyone who is so stupid and greedy to fall for this pile of garbage deserves everything they get.

From:Mr Geoffrey mensah
Accra, Ghana.

Dearest,

I got your contact during my search for a reliable, honest and a trust worth person to entrust this huge transfer project with. My name is Mr.Geoffrey mensah, Branch manager of a financial institution here in Ghana. I am a Ghanaian married with two kids. I am writing to solicit your assistance in the transfer of $ 4,550.000.00 Million United States dollars only.

This fund is the excess of what my branch in which am the manager made as profit during the 2004 financial year. I have already submitted annual report for that year to my head office here in Accra as I have watched with keen interest as they will never know of this excess.I have since, placed this amount of $ 4,550.000.00 Million United States dollars only to an Escrow Coded account without a beneficiary (anonymous) to avoid trace.

As an officer of the bank, I cannot be directly connected to this money thus I am impelled to request for your assistance to receive this money into your bank account on my behalf. I intend to part 30% of this fund to you while 70% shall be for me. I do need to stress that there are practically no risk involved in this. It's going to be a bank-to-bank transfer. All I need from you is to stand as the original depositor of this fund so that the fund can be transferred to your account. If you accept this offer, I will appreciate your timely response urgently.

With Regards,

Geoffrey mensah

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