Stupid Punts!

This moron wrote to me last week, telling me that I have won.

I surely am the luckiest person on the planet, for having won a lottery this many times without even entering!

EURO MILLI ONES LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL.
FROM: INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
REFERENCE: 67/55/IBL
BATCH: EGGS-541-444-081
WINNING NOTIFICATION
We happily announce to you the draw of the Euro Lottery International programs held on the 27th of MAY 2005 in Madrid Spain. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 564 75600545 188 with Serial number 5388/02 drew the lucky numbers: 31-6-26-13-35-7, which subsequently won you the lottery in the 1st category. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of US$1,500,000.00 (One million, five hundred thousand, United States Dollars) in cash credited to file C/9080118308/02.This is from a total cash prize of US $15 Million dollars, shared amongst the first Fifty (50) lucky winners in this category.
This year Lottery Program Jackpot is the largest ever for European Lottery. The estimated $15 million jackpot would be the sixth-biggest in the European history. The biggest was the $363 million jackpot that went to two winners in a May 2000 drawing of The big game, mega millions predecessor.
Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in our play coupon. In view of this, your US$1,500,000.00 (One million, five hundred thousand,United States Dollars) would be released to you by our affiliate bank in Spain.
Our agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds to you as soon as you make contact with him .
All participants were selected randomly from the 'World Wide Web' site through a computer ballot system and extracted from over 100,000 company addresses. This promotion takes place annually. For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize. This is a part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some unscrupulous elements.

Please be warned.
To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent with the below details for processing of your claims.
AGENT: DR LEO WALTER(Email:)
Telephone:
Note that all claims process and clearance procedures must be duly completed early to avoid impersonation arising to the issue of double claim.To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please quote your reference/batch numbers in any correspondences with us or our designated agent.
Congratulations once more from all members and staffs of this program.
Thanking you for your email being part of our promotional lottery program.
NOTE:
You are to provide the below details,to enable the speedy evaluation and processing of your winnings.
we advice
that you are here strictly to their procedures to avoid any disqualifications

and subsequent cancellation
1. your full names
2. your full home / office address
3. direct telephone/fax numbers and email
the above detailed information will be absolutely necessary to file in your claims.
And for more informations about this program please log unto this page site
http://onlea.terra.es/indexp.htm
Faithfully,
MRS COMFORT LOPEZ.