Stupid Punts!

The scam mistress Comfort Jose has written to me yet again, what a popular fellow I am!

Seemingly I have won one of her fake lottery scams again.

She claims that Bill Gates sponsors it.

Well of course he doesn't!

Yawn!

If you get one of these, don't be stupid enough to reply; it is a scam.

EURO MILLION LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL
CALLE MOSTOLES 23C PISO 6G 28923 MADRID ESPANA
FROM: THE DESK OF THE VICE PRESIDENT.INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE
AWARD..
BATCH: EGGS-541-623-782:
REFERENCE: 67/80/IPD
ATTENTION:AWARD NOTIFICATION.
This is to inform you of the release of the EURO MILLION LOTTERY
INTERNATIONAL held on the 13th of MAY 2005.The results were
released on the 25th ofMAY, 2005.Your email address was attached to
ticket number 653-908-321-675 with serial number 345-790-241-671 that
drew the lucky numbers of 34-32-90-43-32, which consequently won the
lottery in the 2nd category. You have therefore been approved for a lump
sum of payent of Euros 1,000.000.00(ONE MILLION EURO,ONLY) This is from
20,000.000.00 (TWENTY = MILLION EURO) in cash among the 20 participating
finalist playing 6,000 full tickets.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Your fund is now deposited with our Security Company and insured in your
name. Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this
award from public notice untill your claims has been processed and the
money remitted to your account as this is part of our = security
protocol to avoid double claiming of unwarranted taking advantage of
this program by participants as it has happened in the past.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn
from25,000 names from Asia, Australia, New Zealand, Europe, North and
South America, Middle East and Africa .This programme is sponsored by
EUROPEAN UNION/BILL GATES and WORLD INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY ORGANISATION
TO PROMOTE and ENAHNCE the use of SOFT WARE IN THE GOBAL WORLD.we hope
your lucky name will draw a bigger cash prize in the subsequent
programs. To begin your lottery claims , please contact your claims
agent, MR GEORGE CARLOS on Telephone number: or email =
,with all your information provided that you
are the user of this mail,either your country passport or any other
indentity.
Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than two weeks from
the day you receive this notification. Any claim not made before this
date will be returned to the EUROPEAN UNION MINISTRY OF FINANCE of such
country. And also be informed that 1% of your lottery winningbelongs to
your agent because they are the company that bought your ticket and
played the lottery on your name, NOTE this 1% will be remitted.AFTER you
have received your winnings prize because the money is insured in your
name already. Remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in
every correspondence with us or your claim agent. furthermore, should
there be any change of address, please do inform your claim agent as
soon as possible. A copy of your lucky winning ticket and your deposit
certificate will be sent to you by your claim agent,MR GEORGE CARLOS
Once again from all members of our staff and thank you for being a part
of our International promotions program. we wish you continued good
fortunes.
Sincerely,
MRS,COMFORT JOSE