Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Monday, April 25, 2005

Scammers, as we all know, are the scum of the earth.

They prey on the greed and stupidity of others, in their never ceasing quest to enrich themselves at the expense of others.

However, there is a particular kind of scammer that is even more repugnant than the norm. This scammer is the kind that preys on the generosity and kindness of others, by claiming to be working for a charity or church.

Here is a fine example of one such scam, that I received today; note the pathetic mis-spelling of the word muslim.

Needless to say the scammer is not really a pastor.

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Praise the name of the lord the most high God

Dear beloved Friend,

I greet you in the name of our lord JESUS CHRIST the only son of God that is
and to come.

This proposal might come to you as a surprise but, I want you to
give or borrow me your listening hear as a true and good faithful
saint of Christ.

My name is Pastor Elijah paul I come to you as
one of the end time minister of Christ to propagate the word of God
and make the people see more light into Christinity.

I and some other true minister of God have come to notice by the
inspiration of the Holy spirit that more
than 50-60% percentage of NIGERIAN are MUSLAIM and more
are still been converted everyday minute per minute and second p
er second and I tell you according to census about 70 percentage
of Nigerian citizen are now strong MUSLAIM now.

Why are they so? Because of high level of poverty and starvation
in the country. we have also discover that his so called religion
ISLAMIC have a way of using this avenue of POVERTY
to convert our FELLOW brothers and sisters.

Therefore, we have a task or role to play by stopping them,
this will cause us by coming together joint hand to hand
because this people so called MUSLAIM have their purpose
and plan by coming up with the following scheme and programmed

which are as follow;

1. Free Education
2. Job Employments
3. financing every activities they are about to carry out.
4. getting assistance and support from other faithful and
true followers of their so called ‘MUHAMMED’ including organization
and individual in abroad most especially your country.
5.Building of schools for the least privilege and care for Orphan.
6.Also in their Tertiary institution they make available of help
to all student who are in one needs or the other and they
also provide scholarship and sponsored the students and voluntary
their self to help in all means all because they wanted to propagate
and spread the word ‘’ISLAMIC’’ and convert our beloved
brothers and sisters.

We have a vision and mandate to carry out and for this
vision to materialize or actualize we need you and your contribution
morally, financially and spiritually to this great mission.

Remember, the Bible says MONEY answer all(everything)

We are Also pleased to inform you in sincerity, honesty and in
truth that we had faithful and true CHRISTIAN brothers and
sisters who are ready to give us their assistance and support
us morally, financially and spiritual most especially praying and
fasting for this grate and wonderful mission.

This is our Objectives and plan;
1. Building of BIBLE school where we can fully propagate
and bring the people in the fear of GOD and bring them out of darkness into
light.
2.provided a good package for the orphan
3.Funding of Pastors, teachers ,apostle, Evangelist and other men of God that
has higher calling.
4.Distributing of Gospel materials such as Bible, Anointed books written by men
that was inspired by the Holy Spirit and others
5.Provided food for the poor and the needing.
6.provision of drugs to the hospitals in the course of CHRISTIANITY
7.that he sent his only begotting son JESUS CHRIST to die for and To spread the
word, and teaching of GOD

Finally, if you know that you are the true and faithful
worshipper of GOD And are proud to be one of his
son and daughter make haste to help now in this mission do not delay.

How can you help now.

We need your moral, spiritual and most especially your financial
support to be able to achieve all this aim.

Remember, whatsoever you make happen to other God will make happen to you.

If you have not giving your life to christ know that you are endenger your life
and also know that expect you are saved you are not save.to reture back to
God as you pray this prayer JOHN3;1-end

Lord JESUS come into my life,forgive me all my sin and cause me
to do your will and restore on to me your Holy spirit i receive you as
my lord and personal saviour.

Please do not forget to send all your details contact including
your phone number, fax number, full mail address and your
picture photograph to use this as a point of contact to link
you to God in prayers As he finally
reward and bless you.

Your Faithfully.
Pastor Elijah paul
Co-ordinator/President.

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