Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Thursday, March 03, 2005

I have won the Luckyday lottery, lucky me!

In fact it is just another scam, there is no lottery.

The only difference between this pile of shit and the others that I receive on a regular basis, is that this contains more spelling mistakes and errors than the other scams.

In this there is confusion as to whether I have won one million dollars, or $12M.

Either way it doesn't matter, it is a scam.

Don't be stupid, don't respond to this one.

LUCKYDAY INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY
FROM: INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT.

REF: OGS/2311786008/01
BATCH: 14/011/IPD /NL

WINNING NOTIFICATION/FINAL NOTICE

We are pleased to inform you,the Luckyday promotion result, of the LuckyDay
International Lottery programs held on the 5th of JANUARY 2005.

Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 20511465886-629 with serial
number 3772-99 drew lucky numbers 7-14-17-23-31-44 which consequently won in
the 2nd category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of
1,2 000 000.00 Dollars. (One million two hungred thousand Dollars)
CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning
information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money
Remitted to you.

This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and
unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants All participants were
selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 100,000 company
and 50,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world.
This promotional program takes place every three year. We hope with part of
your winning you will take part in our 2006 program of 50 million Dollars
international lottery.

To file for your claim,please contact our fiduciary remitance agent AMTIMONA
AGENCY & SECURITY ASK OF MR JOHN SMITH.
Contact phone number and email.
TEL:
FAX:
Email:
Email:
Web:www.luckyday.nl

Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 15th of MAC 2005. After
this date all unclaimes funds will be included in the next stake
Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and
complications please remember to quote your reference number and batch
numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of
address do inform our agent as soon as possible.

Congratulations once more from our members of
staff and thank you for being part of our promotional
program.

Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

Sincerely yours,
PAUL VAN DAR SAR.
(Winning Co-ordinator)

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