Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Thursday, November 18, 2004

Eric writes to me, saying that he has $24M.

Yeah right!

He seems to have some idea that I am stupid, and will fall for this scam.

Then, for good measure he brings in his family; to try to put some emotional pressure on me.

Eric...piss off!

PLEASE!

I AM MR MAYOR ERIC OKADIGBO 28YRS,THE FIRST AND ONLY SON OF THE
FORMER
SENATE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA,DR.CHUBA OKADIGBO WHO PASSED ON LATE
LAST YEAR.

I HAVE IN MY POSSESSION THE SUM OF TWENTY FOUR MILLION
UNITED STATE DOLLARS {$24,000,000.00},AND THE TOP LIST OF
MY PRIORITY IS WHERE TO INVEST THIS MONEY OUTSIDE MY COUNTRY.
"REASON BEST KNOWN TO ME" .
I URGENTLY NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE IN PROVIDING A RELIABLE
GENUINE TRADE OR COMPANY WHERE I CAN INVEST THE FUND AND
IMMEDIATELY MEET YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY FOR SETTLEMENT.

PLEASE I WILL KINDLY WELCOME YOUR ADVICE TOO.
I AM EXPECTING YOUR URGENT MAIL REPONSE. I NEED YOUR
SUPPORT, I AM PRESENTLY PASSING THROUGH
SOME DIFFICULT TIMES WITH MY MOTHER AND THREE SISTERS BASED
ON THE PRESENT GOVERNMENT POLICIES ON RETRIVING SOME FUNDS
AND PROPERTIES OWNED BY PAST GOVERNMENT FUNCTIONERIES.

HOWEVER,THE $24M IS PRESENTLY KEPT SECRETLY AWAY IN A SECURITY
COMPANY OUTSIDE MY COUNTRY, UNDER THE AUSPICES OF MY LATE
FATHER'S ATTORNEY WHO HAS THE DOCUMENTS TO THIS.
PLEASE SEE THIS MAIL AS A CLARION CALL TO SAVING HUMANITY.

MY MOTHER AND THREE SISTERS WOULD BE HAPPY TO HEARING YOUR POSITIVE
RESPONSE.DETAILS WILL BE GIVEN TO YOU AS SOON AS YOU REPLY THIS MAIL.

PLEASE REPLY US ON

ERIC OKADIGBO,
(for the family)

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