Stupid Punts!

I have won another lottery; this time the scammer claims that I have won £10M, he also claims it is £5M.

Really guys, if you are trying to scam me at least keep your story straight!

UK Lottery Headquarters:
Customer Service
UK Sweepstake Lottery
an Affiliate of watergate inc.
28 TANFIELD ROAD,
CROYDON.LONDON
Tel/Fax:E-MAIL:
Ref: UKSL/941OYI/02
Batch: 12/25/DC34

WINNING NOTIFICATION:

We happily announce to you the draw of the UKSweepstake Lottery International programs held on the 1st of February 2004 in London.Your Name and e-mail address attached to ticket number: 564 75600545 188 with Serial number 5388/02 drew the lucky numbers: 31-6-26-13-35-7,which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category.You are therefore, been approved to claim a total sum of 10,500,000.00 (fivemillion, five hundred thousand pounds) in cash credited to file KPC/9080118308/02.This is from a total cash prize of 125 Million pounds, shared amongst the first Fifty (50) lucky winners in this category.Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in our play coupon. In view of this, your 5,500,000.00 (five million, five hundred
thousand pounds) would be released to you by our affiliate bank in London.Our agent will immediately commence the process to
facilitate the release of your funds to you as soon as you make contact with him .All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web site through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 companies.This promotion takes place annually. For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to cailm your prize. This is a part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some unscrupulous elements.
Please be warned.To file for your claim, please contact The Officer
inchrges with the below details for processing of your claims.
GLOBAL NETWORK SECURITY COMPANY LTD.
LONDON UK.
OFFICER: Mr GERALD MEYER
TEL:
To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please quote your
reference/batch numbers in any correspondences with us or our
designated agent.Congratulations once more from all members and staffs of this program.Thank you for being part of our promotional lottery program.
Sincerely,
Richard Wood.
Tell:
UK Zonal Coordinator