Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Thursday, April 15, 2004

The writer of the literary masterpiece invokes God and religion in every sentence.

Her husband died in 2000.

He left her $8.6M, which she has used for religious funding.

She is now dying of cancer, and needs someone to continue her religious work.

Naturally, instead of asking someone she knows, she uses the internet to contact a complete stranger. Her view being that God will direct her to jewels.

The reality being that the writer of this letter knows that good old fashioned human greed will ensure that there are a few "mugs" in cyberspace, who think that this is an easy way to steal $8.6M....

Peace of the lord be with your entire household,

I am Mrs. Mary Elizabeth Jones, a Kuwaiti national I was married to Dr.Harry
Jones who worked with
Kuwait embassy in Ivory coast for nine years before he died in the year 2000,He
died after a brief illness
that lasted for only four days.Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get
a child outside my
matrimonial home which the Bible is against.

We were married for eleven years and the union unfortunately did not produce any
offspring. Before his
death we had given our lives to Christ and were living according to his Words. A
few weeks ago I was
diagnosed with cancer and the doctor has informed me that I do not have much
time to live. Presently I
am practically an invalid as the cancer has ravaged my body and I can feel my
life slowly ebbing away. I
do not have much time to do the Lord's work but He will give me strength to see
my last assignment
through.

My husband, Dr.Harry Jones before his death deposited his life savings of
$8.6Million (Eight Million Six
hundred thousand U.S. Dollars) in a consignment with a financial institution in
the European continent as
gtem stones for security reasons unknown to the security firm best known to
me,my attorney and my late
husband.
Before his death, we were committed to the growth of the church And the
propagation of the word, but I
can no longer partake in these noble tasks. I need a church, Christian
individual or individuals who can
continue the work on our behalf and will utilize this money the way I am going
to instruct here into-funding
churches, orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that
the house of God is
maintained. To care for the sick, the poor, the downtrodden wherever they may be
The Bible made us to
understand that blessed is the hand that gives. I took this decision because I
don't have any child or
next of kin who can inherit these funds. Though the internet is a seemingly
unlikely place to find such
individuals, I believe that the Lord hides jewels in the most unlikely places.
It is not the means that is
important but the message. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the
Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says
that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. With God all things
are possible.

My lawyer who is presently on an assignment in The Netherlands he will issue you
a letter of authorization
that will prove you as the present- beneficiary to these funds and also other
documents backing the claim
of the consignment funds. I want you and the church to always pray for me
because the lord is my
shepherd. Happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian.

Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein.

Hoping to hearing from you.

N.B-PLEASE I WILL ADVICE YOU TO GIVE THE LAWYER IN CHARGE A CALL IN THE
NETHERLANDS IMMEDIATELY, HE DOES EVERYTHING ON MY BEHALF AND HE'S VERY
UNDERSTANDING AND I BELIEVE HE WILL LEAD YOU TO YOUR SUCCESS IN JESUS.

LAWYER`S CONTACT DETAILS:

NAME: Mr.Jefferson.L.Kingston

E-MAIL:

Tell:

Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.

Yours in Christ,

Mrs. Mary Elizabeth Jones.


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