The improbably named "Mr Anthony Chognot" writes to me today advising that I have won the Irish Lottery in England.
All very nice, except for the fact that there is no Irish Lottery in England.
He might also want to address the misspelling of "cash", the last time I looked in a dictionary it was not spelt "cah".
Attention: Lucky Winner,
We are happy to announce that you are one of our Lucky Four(4)StarPrizeWinner in this months edition of the Irish Lottery in England.This makes you a proud winner of a cah prize of £1,350,000 To claim yourprize. Send 1.Full Legal names 2.Occupation 3.Tel. number
Mr. Anthony Chognot.