Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!


Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

The thieving lying scumbag who sent me this scam mail must be very keen to relieve me of my money, he sent it to me 6 times this morning.

Attention: Sir/Madam

This Is To Officially Inform You about our recent agreement with theFederal Government of Nigeria to handle all their foreign contractpayments. Based on this development We Have Verified YourContract/Inheritance File And Discovered Reasons Why You Are Yet To Receive Your Payment.

It Is Because Of Irregularities And Complications Discovered On YourPayment File By Our Technical Experts In Respect To Your Contract/Inheritance Payment Requirements Which Have Just BeenDuly Rectified. However, you are hereby directed by our intelligent monitory unit tostop any further dealings With Impostors And Non- Recommended OfficialsIn The Bank.

Such Acts Must Stop For Security Reasons . If You Wish Toreceive Your Payment in time and accordingly,Since We Have Decided ToBring A Solution To Your Problem, Right Now We Have Arranged YourPayment Through Our ATM Swift Card Payment Center Of OCEANIC BANK OF NIGERIA P L C. That Is The LatestInstruction By Our President, Alhaji Umaru Musa Ya'radua (GCFR) FederalRepublic Of Nigeria. Below Is The Arrangements ;...

The Swift card Center Will Send You An Atm Card Which You Will Use ToWithdrew Your Money From Any ATM Machine In Any Part Of The World, ButThe Maximum Is (One Hundred Thousand Dollars $100.000.00) Per Day, So If You Like To Receive Your Fund This Way Please Do Let Us Know ByContacting The ATM Card Payment Center Of OCEANIC BANK OF NIGERIA P L C

1) Address Where You Want Them To Send The Card Through DiplomaticCourier Service (P.O box Not Accepted)
2) Your Full Name
4) A Valid Phone Numner Where you can be reached.

We have been Mandated by the Federal Government of Nigeria to issue out$5 million as part payment for this fiscal year 2007.

For Your Information You Have To Stop Any Further Communication WithAny Institution Or Office Until You Receive The Atm Card.Note: Because of Impostors, We Hereby Issue You Our Code of Conduct TagNumber Which Is (805) So You Must Have To Indicate This Code WhenContacting The Card Center .

Email: if there is any question contact oceanic costumers service centeroffice via

We Await Your Urgent Response.

Best Regards SIR. Daniel James

Manageing Director Information Department,
Direct Phone No 234-8026900642

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