Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.
Showing posts with label David James. Show all posts
Showing posts with label David James. Show all posts

Friday, August 17, 2007

This illiterate scammer claims to be seeking a rep in the USA/Canada to help him with his company based in London.

This is of course a scam designed to trick people into revealing their bank details, and possibly to trick the unwary into money laundering.

One other thing, that the scammer has neglected, I am based in the UK not the USA/Canada!

Welcome to Cheap fabrics
Thames Court,
1 Victoria Street,
Windsor,
Berkshire.
SL4 1YB.
www.cheapfabrics.co.uk
Tel: +44-70457-28745

My name is David James and I own a company that sells textile and fabric material in London, I am looking for a representative in the United States Of America And Canada who will be working for me as a part time worker and i will be willing to pay 10% for every transaction, which wouldn't affect your present state of work, someone who would help me receive payments frommy customers in the states, I mean someone that is responsible and reliable, because the cost of coming to the state and getting paymentsis very expensive, I am working on setting up a branch in the state, so for now i need a representative in the United States Of America whowill be handling the payment aspect for my company.

These payments are in Money order or cashier's cheque and they wouldcome to you in your name if you are willing to assist as arepresentative, so all you need do is cash the money order deduct your percentage and western union Charges then wire the rest back. You are entitled to 10% commission for any transaction(that isfor any U.S POSTAL MONEY ORDERS or CASHIER's CHEQUE ETC ).

This transaction is risk free and legal from the American Government.

Please reply only if you will like to work from home part-timeand get paid weekly without leaving or it affecting your present job. Please get back to me with your Complete to my private emailbox:cfberkshire@yahoo.co.uk
Name:......................
Residential Address:......................
Zip Code................
Telephone Number:..........................
Age:......................
Regards,
MR David James
Director of Cheap fabrics.
Tel: +44-70457-28745

Wednesday, October 22, 2003

According to this chap, I am well known in missionary positions; quite!

Maybe less use of the upper case would make the letter easier on the eye?

"God Blest" you too, Mr Kamah....

MR JAMES KAMAH
ABIJAAN,COTE D'IVORE
IN WEST AFRICA

APPEAL FOR URGENT ASSISTANCE


PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU OF MY DESIRE OF GOING INTO BUSINESS RELASTIONSHIP WITH YOU,I GOT YOUR NAME AND CONTACT FROM THE RECOMMENDATION BY A MISSIONARY WOMAN I MET HERE IN ABIDJAN,ALTHOUGH I DID NOT MENTION MY PURPOSE OF CONTACTING YOU FOR REGARDS TO THE ASSISTANCE I NEEDED FROM YOU.FOR THIS SIMPLE AND SINCERE BUSINESS. I AM MASTER JAMES KAMAH AND MY SISTER THERESA KAMAH,THE CHILDREN OF LATE MR AND MRS DAVID KAMAH,MY FATHER WAS A VERY WEALTHY COCOA MARCHANT LIVE IN ABIDJAN,THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF COTE D'IVORE,HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATE ON ONE OF THEIR OUTING ON BUSINESS.WHEN MY MOTHER DIED ON THE 21ST OCTOBER 1984 MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL BECAUSE I AM MOTHERLESS.BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON 29TH NOVEMBER 2000 IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL HERE IN ABIDJAN,HE SECRETLY CALLED ME ON HIS BEDSIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE HAS A SUM OF USD 12.500.000.[TWELVE MILLION FIVE HUNDREND THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS]LEFT IN A FIXED /SUSPENSE ACCOUNT IN ONE OF THE THE PRIME BANK HERE IN ABIDJAN, THAT HE USED MY NAME AS THE NEXT OF KIN IN DEPOSIT OF THE FUND. HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS OF THIS WEALTH THAT HE WAS POISONED BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATE,THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A [GOD FEARING ]FOREIGN PARTNER IN A COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL TRANSFER THIS MONEY AND USE IT FOR PROPER INVESTMENT PURPOSE,SUCH AS REAL ESTATE MANAGEMENT.

SIR I AM HONORABLE SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS: 1] TO PROVIDE A BANK ACCOUNT INTO WHICH THIS MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO. 2]TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS FUND SINCE I AND MY SISTER ARE STILL YOUNG AND OPHANS,I AM 26 YEARS OLD WHILE MY SISTER IS 22 YEARS OLD. [3]TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR US TO COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY IN ORDER TO FURTHER OUR EDUCATION AND TO SECURE A RESIDENTIAL PERMIT IN YOUR COUNTRY. [4]TO ASSIST ME LOOK FOR A LUCRATIVE BUSINESS WHERE THIS FUND WILL BE INVESTED ON AFTER TRANSFERING THE FUND.

MOREOVER SIR, I AND MY SISTER THERESA ARE WILLING TO OFFER 20% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORT/INPUT AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOUR ACCOUNT OVERSEA.FURTHERMORE YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR OPTION TOWARD ASSISTING ME AS I BELIEVED THAT THIS PROJECT WOULD BE CONCLUDED WITHIN FOURTEEN[14]DAYS YOU SIGNIFY INTEREST TO ASSIST ME.HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST.

AND GOD BLESS BEST

REGARDS

JAMES KAMAH