Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Monday, April 23, 2007

Call me old fashioned, but I am always rather wary of "business" solicitations that open with the expression "Mr Dear".

Suffice to say, this illiterate ignorant scammer (who proposes that I aid her invest non existent money) will not be receiving a favourable response.

My Dear,

It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I and my Son Collins,intend to establish in your country.

Though I have not meet with you before but I believe,one has to risk confidence in other to succeed sometimes in life.There is this huge amount of Five million U.S dollars($5,000,000.00) which my late Husband kept for us in a Security Company in Abidjan before he was assasinated by unknown persons.
Now I and my son have decided to invest these money in your country or anywhere safe enough outside Africa for security and political reasons.We want you to help us claim and retrieve these fund from the Fiduciary Fund Holders and transfer it into your personal account in your country for investment purposes on these areas:

1). Telecommunication
2). the transport industry
3). Five star hotel

If you can be of an assistance to us we will be pleased to offer to you 15% Of the total fund
I await your soonest response
Respectfully yours,

Mrs. Rita Kabila

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