Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Friday, March 23, 2007

This particularly illiterate scammer claims to have Esophageal cancer, which has "defiled" medical treatment.

He then goes on to invoke Goad, and claim that he has $30M which he wants me to help him give away to charity. Needless to say there is no money.

I don't know what annoys me more about these scammers; their assumption that I am stupid or their laughable illiteracy.

From . Mr. terry bill.
Email : terry1334001@yahoo.com

My name is Mr. Terry bill. I am from Portugal . I have
been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer. It has defiled all
forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only
about a few months to live, according to medical experts.
I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never
really cared for anyone (not even myself)but my business.
Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always
hostile to people and only focused on my business as that
was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this
as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting
to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when
God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would
live my life a different way from how I have lived it.
Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most
of my property and assets to my immediate and extended
family members as well as few close friends .I want God to
be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided to
give alms to charity organizations and those in Need, as I
want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth.
So far, I have Distributed money to some charity
organizations when I was well. Now that my health has
deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I
once asked members of my family to close one of my
accounts and distribute the money which I have there to
charity organization in United States, Asia, Middle East &
Europe, they refused and kept the money to themselves.
Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be
contended with what I have left for them. The last of my
money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of
thirty Million United States Dollars ($30, 000, 000.00)
that I have with an Asset Management / Vaulting Company
Abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit
and dispatch it to charity organizations and use it to
help those in Need.
N/B:Kindly note that 40% of this funds must go to
victims of Tsunami, Hurricane Katrina , Hurricane Wilma
and South Asia Earthquake , 55% to other Charity
Organizations around the World and 5% for your effort and
time.
I cannot talk with you on the phone due to my health
situation, as I am using my Lap Top Computer to
communicate with you. You should respond to this e-mail if
you are interested in carrying out this assignment on my
behalf.Please for the sake of confidentiality, only reply
via my private email address
terry1334001@yahoo.com
God be with you.
Mr. Terry bill.
+From Portugal & Urgent Reply Needed.

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