Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Monday, February 27, 2006

I have "won" $1M non existent dollars from a fake lottery.

How useless!

MESSAGE ALART.
WINNING NOTICE FOR CATEGORY"A" WINNER-
Ref. No.-
LSLUK/2031/8161/04
BATCH NUMBER: 14/011/IPD.
www.staatsloterij.nl

Attention:Â
Staatsloterij International has just concluded its final
draws of it's periodical promotional program.An exclusive list of email
addresses of thousands of individual and corporate bodies were picked
by automated random computer search from the internet with serial
number 5772-54 drew the lucky numbers 3-4-17-28-35-44and consequently
won in the First Category.

No tickets were sold. Your email address
emerged as one of seven winners in the silver stakes category"A" as
email addresses were soughted, from a total number of 1,000,000
addresses drawn from all over the globe. After an automated computer
ballot of our International Promotions Program, only SEVEN winners
emerged in this category and therefore each are to receive payouts of
$1,000,000.00 USD DOLLAR from the total of $7,000,000.00 USD DOLLAR
SEVEN MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLAR).
However,every email address
selected was accompanied by a reference and ticket number,after the
cyber lotto selection, the below ticket and reference numbers emerged
as one of the lucky winners in the above category.CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Reference number for your prize is:Ref. No.- LSLUK/2031/8161/04
BATCH
NUMBER: 14/011/IPD.
ticket number 50941465206-529

For your prize claim
processing, we have employed the service of an lnternational Trust
firm. They are to handle the transfer of your cash prize of
1,000,000.00 Dollar in line with our procedures and upon your
directions.Your prize has been insured to its full value with your
email address and will be transferred to you under their professional
service.
To immediately initiate the processing of your prize claim,
please contact the under-mentioned at our claims department;

     Â
Mr.F.VincentÂ
      Amsterdam-Netherlands.

Email:

     Â
Â
Tel.:Â +3

In your best interest(s), you must initiate contact
within three weeks of receipt of this Correspondence.
Attorney/Fiduciary Agents, are to handle all matters with regards to
legalization of your winning documents.You are also advised to send a
copy of this email, to the Director of operations at the claims
department, Mr.Frank Vincent,when contacting him.
You may be required
to provide any of the above information during the process of
collecting your prize. We congratulate you once again and it is our
hope that you participate in any of our international programs in the
nearest future.

Thank you and CONGRATULATIONS!!!.

Sincerely,
Mrs.
Kate Veldhuizen.
Promotions Manager,
Staats loterij international,
Netherlands.

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