Learn to spell idiot.."arrice"???

Dear customer.

The parcel was send your home address.

And it will arrice within 7 bussness day.

More information and the tracking number

are attached in document below.


Thank you.

2011 DHL International GmbH. All rights reserverd.

Advice to this spammer...learn to spell!

"ward"??
"AGEAINT"??

Idiot!

ATTENTION TO THE OWNER OF THIS EMAIL ADDRESS

We are pleased to notify you of your Electronic ward for 2.5, million.

Details of your winning prize is as follows;E-ticket number: 890231AN-333,Category: A,Draw: 6756Amount: 2.5, million Dollars

You are required to establish contact with your claims agent via e-mail with the particulars presented below:

CLAIMS AGENT

Contact: Mr. Leon Becker
Phone: +31 61 979 8868
Email: claimrepleonbecker@yahoo.cn

In line with the governing rules of claim, you are requested to furnishMr. Becker With the following information: 1. Full name... 2. Address.... 3. Occupation... 4. Tel/Fax.... 5.Cell/Mobile.... 6. Age... 7.. Winning Ref Number...........

NOTE: You are expected to contact the Enquiry Officer for details of claims.FRANK H. RECHARDs Promotions Co-ordinator.

NOTE:CONTACT THE CLAIMS AGEAINT
********************************************************************************************************************************************************
Presbyterian SeniorCare is proud to be the first accredited Aging Services Network in Pennsylvania.This email contains privileged and confidential information intended only for the use of the above-named recipient. If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you are hereby notified that any dissemination or copying of this email strictly is prohibited. If you have received this email in error, please immediately notify the sender by responding to the sender through email and delete the email message. This information has been disclosed to you whose confidentiality is protected by state and federal law. Any further disclosure of this information without prior consent of the person to whom it pertains may be prohibited.

I am flattered that this "diplomat" is literally waiting at JFK airport ready to fly off at a moment's notice, to any part of the world, to give me my "inheritance".

How stupid do these scammers think I am?

I am a Diplomat named Elizabeth Henderson mandated to deliver your inheritance to you in your country of residence.

The funds total US$7.5 Million and you were made the beneficiary of these funds by a benefactor whose details will be revealed to you after handing over the funds to you in accordance with the Agreement I signed with the benefactor when he enlisted my assistance in delivering the funds to you.

I am presently at JFK Airport in the United States of America and before I can deliver the funds to you, you have to reconfirm the following information so as to ensure that I am dealing with the right person.

1.Full Name:
2.Residential Address:
3.Age:
4.Sex:
5.Occupation:
6.Direct Telephone Numbers:

After verification of the information with what I have on file,I shall contact you so that we can make arrangements on the exact time I will be bringing your package to your residential address. Send the requested information so that we can proceed.

Regards

Elizabeth Henderson

Be warned this scam is currently being perpetrated in the UK.

A card is posted through your door from a company called PDS (Parcel Delivery Service) suggesting that they were unable to deliver a parcel, and that you need to contact them on 0906 6611911 (a Premium rate number).

DO NOT call this number, as this is a mail scam originating from Belize.

If you call the number and you start to hear a recorded message you will already have been billed £315 for the phone call.

If you do receive a card with these details, then please contact Royal Mail Fraud on 020 7239 6655

Advice to this particular "phisher" claimning to be Paypal...learn to spell!

At PayPal, we want to increase your security and comfortlevel with every transaction. From our Buyer and Seller Protection Policies to our Verification and Reputation systems, we'll help to keep you safe. We recently noticed one or more attempts to log in to your PayPal account from a foreign IP address and we have reasonsto belive that your account was Compromised by a thirdparty without your authorization. If you recently accessed your account while traveling, the unusual log in attempts may have been initiated by you.However, if you are the rightfull holder of the account, download the form attached to this email, fill the form and then submit as we try to verify your identity. If you choose to ignore our request, you leave us no choisebut to temporaly suspend your account. We ask that you allow at least 72 hours for the case to be investigated and we strongly recommend to verefy (sic) your account in that time.

Question for the knobheaded scammer, who wrote to me offering me the non existent position of "au pair" at a fictitious London address:

"Do I look like an au pair?"

Advice to the dickheaded spammer who keeps sending me emails entitled "Your Wife's Photos Attached", containing a zip file:

1 I am not moronic enough to open zip files from strangers.

2 I am not married.

Kindly fark off!

Another day, another scam.

I have received several poorly written emails, similar to the one below, "warning" me that another company may be about to buy variations on one of my many domain names.

The scam, were I to bite, would involve offering to sell me the domains for a "reasonable" fee.

In reality, anyone is entitled to buy a domain name that has yet to be registered at any time. Were someone really in the process of buying these domain names, a legitimate domain registration company would not delay them.

Dear CEO,


We’re the internet dispute organization authorized by the government,which mainly deal with international company's in Asia. We have something important need to confirm with your company.

On the June,15, 2010, we received an application formally. One company named " Green International Holdings Ltd" wanted to register following.

Internet keyword: kenfrost

Domain names:

kenfrost.asia
kenfrost.cn
kenfrost.com.cn
kenfrost.com.hk
kenfrost.com.tw
kenfrost.hk
kenfrost.net.cn
kenfrost.tw

through our body.

After our initial examination, we found that the keywords and domain names applied for registration are as same as your company's name and trademark. If you do not know this company, we doubt that they have other aims to buy these domain names. currently, we haven't finished the registration of Fenevery International Holdings Ltd yet. In order to avoid the vicious domain name grabbing,please let the relevant person make a confirmation with me via telephone or email as soon as possible. Thank you for your support to our work!

Best Regards,

William



Web: www.sknetservice.org
Email: William@skhkdns.com.cn
HongKong Office
Tel: + 852-6517 1987
Fax:+00852-30696940
Sponsoring Registrar: SK Net Service Company Ltd

Kudos to this spammer/scammer who wins the prize for the shortest spam message of all:

"I am Mr Chen, I have a proposal for you"

Given the ongoing problems that Toyota is having, I would suggest that they would be wise not to throw their money around like this;)

Your mail id has won 750,000,00 Pounds in the toyota Online Promo:
Send Your Details For Claims.
Names..Address..Tel..Country..Occupation..

My thanks to "Rose Wood" for writing to me to tell me that I have "won" the lottery. So keen is she to tell me, that she has sent the same mail three times!

ATTENTION: WINNER

This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash prize of £800,000 (EIGHT Hundred Thousand (British Pounds) held on the 12th of January, 2010 in London UK.The Selection was carried out through a Computer Random Selection System and your email address came out as one of the Three Lucky Winners.

Contact our fiduciary agent for claims with:
Agents Name:
Mr. Morris Morgan
Email:mr.morrismorgan_uknl10@discuz.org
Tell: +44 702 403 2734+44 702 403 2679
REF No: UKNL-L/200-26937BATCH No: 2005MJL-01
TICKET No: 20511465463-7644

Fill the below:
1. Name:
2. Address
3. Marital Status:
4. Occupation:
5. Age:
6. Sex:
7. Nationality:
8. Country of Residence:
9. Telephone Number:

Congratulation!!

Sincerely,

Mrs.Rose WoodOnline Co-ordinator.

An ATM card with $15M of credit!

I thought that banks were cutting down on their credit offers these days?

uknational_28thlotto_wininngs22@yahoo.co.jp

Be glad this days that the Atmcard worth of US$15M has been accredited to (3) three Beneficiaries after the 2010 Ecowas online raffle draw.You were lucky to be one who emerged as a winner.Contact Mr.Jerry Coleman on (jerrycoleman_06@yahoo.com.hk) with your Atmcard Number:4278763100030014

- Ecowas Grant Office