Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!


Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

My advice to this scammer is simple; learn to spell "Rebecca" and write better English.

Dear Beloved ,

It is by the grace of God that I received Christ.I am Mrs. Rebaca Peters, the wife of Mr. William Peters, both of us, are citizens of the United State of America. My husband worked with the Chevron/Texaco in Russia for twenty years before he died in the year 2003. We were married for ten years without a child. My Husband diedafter a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we both got born-again as dedicated Christians. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is strongly against.

When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 7.5 Million Pounds (Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand Pounds) with a Bank in Europe.Presently, this money is still with the Bank and the management just wrote me as the beneficiary that our account has been DORMANT and if I, as the beneficiary of the funds, do not re-activate the account; the funds will be CONFISCATED or I rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf (note that you need to activate this account) as I can not come over. Presently, I\'m in a hospital in Russia where I have been undergoing treatment for esophageal cancer.

It is my last wish to see this money distributed to charity organizations and NGO anywhere in the World in helping human race. Because relatives and friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness, I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them. Please, I beg you in the name of God to help me Stand-in as the beneficiary and collect the Funds from the Bank. I want a person that is God-fearing who will use this money to fund churches,orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained.

I took this decision because I don\'t have any child that will inherit this money and my husband\'s relatives are not Christians and I don\'t want my husband\'s hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. Hence the reason for taking this bold decision.I am not afraid of death since I know where I am going to. I await your quick response to this mail as this is my last wish to see this funds transferred before my Death. Please my beloved for further communication on how we are going to conclude this, reach me on my mail.

Your's in Christ,

Mrs. Rebaca Peters

Sunday, October 26, 2008

This scammer would have me believe that he represents Mercedes Benz, aside from the fact it is very badly written he sent it to me four times.



Top of the day to you dear sir/madam,

Mercedes-Benz.DE sends you this mail with the aim of giving you theopportunity of becoming a proud owner of The 2007 ML-500.The 2007 ML-500is in a class of its own. It is a sport utility vehicle with sports-carspirit, the ML500's responsive 302-horsepower V-8 engine and 7-speedautomatic transmission go from 0 to 60 mph in just 6.7 seconds. Theuni-body structure helps endow the M-Class with a smoother, quieter andbetter-controlled ride. Mercedes-Benz.DE have decided to organize apromotional offer with the 2007 ML-500 SUV as the first prize along with acash prize of EUR150,000:00(One Hundred and Fifty Thousand Euros ) to showour appreciation and also to promote the use andpopularity of our vehicles.



1, Which of these is manufactured by Mercedes-Benz?(A), X5 (B), SLR MCLAREN (C), Z4

2, Emil Jellinek named a special car made for him after the name of his10 year old daughter, what was her name?(A), FIONA (B), BENZ (C), MERCEDES

3, Name two cars that Mercedes-Benz Manufactured.(A), X5 & E-CLASS (B), Z4 & K-CLASS(C), M-CLASS & C-CLASS



There are other Mercedes-Benz vehicle consolation prizes for candidateswho may fall short.

Send your answers along withyour name, sex, country and occupation to:
Mr. Armstrong Schultz

Yours Sincerely,

and Good Luck,

Audrey Volion (Chief Monitoring Officer)

This Promotion is endorsed and licensed byThe Mercedes-Benz Company.Material Copyright©2008.

All Rights

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Short and simple...but it's still a scam!

E-mail ( for the claims of £1,350.000 pounds in the Irish-Promo claims Requirement: Name, Occupation, Address, Tel: