Advice To The Spammer "Central Bank of Nigeria"

Many thanks for your enquiry, subject line "Are you dead?", please be assured I am not dead!

Advice To Spammers

You will find that the name of the organisation which you are pretending to work for is spelt "Halifax" not "Haliofax"!

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