Question for the knobheaded scammer, who wrote to me offering me the non existent position of "au pair" at a fictitious London address:

"Do I look like an au pair?"

Advice to the dickheaded spammer who keeps sending me emails entitled "Your Wife's Photos Attached", containing a zip file:

1 I am not moronic enough to open zip files from strangers.

2 I am not married.

Kindly fark off!