Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Friday, July 29, 2005

This is one of the most pathetic scam emails that I have received in the past few days.

The writer claims to be chief auditor of Nat West in the UK, yet the email address is non British.

The physical address given is for the FSA not Nat West.

The grammar clearly displays the writer's ignorance.

All in all, a very shoddy attempt at scamming me.

I have forwarded it to Nat West.

NATWEST BANK UK
The Financial Ombudsmen Service
South Quay Plaza 183
Marsh Wall London E14 9SR
Â
Dear Friend,
Â
In order to transfer out (USD 12.6 M) Twelve million Six Hundred United States Dollars) from National Westminster Bank uk. I have the courage to ask you if you are capable,reliable and honest to assist us with this important business believing that you will never let me down either now or in future. I am Mrs. Nancy Brooks, the Chief Auditor of National Westminster Bank uk (NATWEST BANK). There is an account opened in this bank by Mr Smith B Andreas and since then nobody has operated on this account again. After going through some old files in the records, I discovered that if I do not remit this money out
urgently,it would be forfeited for nothing.Smith Andreas, a foreigner,and a miner at kruger gold co., a geologist by profession, died in a ghastly motor accident. He opened a non-residential U.S dollar bank account.Since then no other person knows about this account or any thing concerning it, the account has no other beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as well that this company does not know anything about this account and the amount involved is (USD 12.6M) Twelve Million, six Hundred thousand United States Dollars.
I want to first transfer US$6,000,000:00 Six million United States Dollars from this money into a safe foreigners account abroad before the rest is transfered,but I don't have any foreign partner. I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money cannot be approved to any other person other than the next of kin to Mr Smith B.Andreas.I know that this message will come to you as a surprise as we do not know ourselves before now,We will then sign an agreement,but be sure
that it is real and a genuine busine! ss transaction. I only got your contact address from International Business Directory,with believe in God that you will never let me down in this proposed business.You are the only person that I have contacted in this regard, so please reply urgently so that I will inform you of the next step to take immediately.
I want us to meet face to face or sign a binding agreement to bind us together so that you can receive this money into a any reliable account of your choice where the fund will be safe. And I will fly to your country for withdrawal,sharing and other investments oppourtunities as well. I am contacting you because of the need to involve a foreigner with foreign account and foreign beneficiary.I need your full co-operation to make this work, because the management is ready to approve this payment to any foreigner who has correct information of this account which I will provide to you later. Furthermore,with my position now in the office I can transfer this money to any foreigner's reliable account, which you can provide with assur! ance that this money will be intact pending my physical arrival in your country for sharing. I will destroy all documents of
transaction immediately we receive this money leaving no trace to any place.
I will use my position and influence to effect legal approvals and onward transfer of this money to your account with appropriate clearance forms from the ministries and foreign exchange departments. At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 35%of the total amount,65% will be for me, Lastly,if you are intrested in assisting us in this transaction,kindly respond to my principal partner Mr.Donald at (
I look forward to your earliest reply
Mrs.Nancy Brooks
PLEASE DO NOT FAIL TO INCLUDE YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER
WHILE REPLYING THIS LETTER FOR EASY COMMUNICATIONS.

Thursday, July 28, 2005

The writer of this scam email claims to be in Spain, his email address is in fact not Spanish.

Despite the claimed "non African" location, this is still a Nigerian scam.

There is allegedly a large sum of money, it belonged to a dead man; and the writer wants me to help him commit fraud by stealing the money.

He employs the same convoluted grammar of the scammers:

"We have to establish mutual trust such that it will be glaring to both parties that we could work with open mind."

Needless to say there is no money.

Anyone who is so stupid and greedy as to fall for this deserves to be conned.

Hello,
I am contacting you to partner with me in respect of transfer of certain
funds, which is being held in a floating account in my organization, Fountain
Securities , in Madrid Spain. I am privileged to have full knowledge of the
availability of this fund due to my function and position in the organization
at present. I have to contact you because it is imperative for me have the
cooperation of a foreigner to be able to transfer the fund out of my country.
This fund, was deposited by Mr. George Martins, who died in 1994 without
leaving any information of any next of kin to inherit the fund. The account
therefore has not been operated since his death.

The total amount involved is Fifteen Million American Dollars. My name is
Douglas Morris. I would give the details of the transfer process if I receive
your response and am convinced that you are willing and dependable to carry
out the transaction with me in absolute confidentiality. We have to establish
mutual trust such that it will be glaring to both parties that we could work
with open mind. On transfer of the fund into your account, your share would
be 35% of the total sum while the rest part would be for me and I intend to
invest the major part of my share in your country with your assistance.

I would appreciate if you could respond to me on my more private
email:dougmorris@k.ro. Kindly state your telephone number so that
I could call you too.
I await your response.

Sincerely.
Douglas Morris.
Reply to:dougmorris@k.ro

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Oh dear a rather poor scam mail has entered my mailbox today.

Always be on your guard when one or more of the following components make up the email:

1 The writer claims to be a prince

2 The writer is based in Africa

3 The email address is in fact based not in Africa

4 There is a large sum of money involved

5 There is a dead body

6 The "transaction" is "risk free"

7 The word "modalities" is used

FROM:Mr DAVID MAPUKA
JOHANNESBURG
SOUTH AFRICA
TEL+27838877337
Alternet e-mail david777mapuka@yahoo.co.in

ATTN: DIRECTOR/C.E.O


My names is PRINCE DAVID MAPUKA, the elder son of Mr. ANTHONY MAPUKA,of Zimbabwe. It might be a surprise to you where I got your contact address, I got it from net work on line South African . During the current crises against the farmers of Zimbabwe by the supporters of our President Robert Mugabe to claim all the white owned farms in our country, he ordered all the white farmers to surrender their farms to his party members and their followers.

My father was one of the best farmers in the country and knowing that he did not support the president’s political ideology, the president’s supporters invaded my father’s farm burnt down everything, shot him and
as a result of the wounds sustained, he became sick and died after two days. And after his death, I with my younger Brother decided to move out of Zimbabwe for the safety of our lives to South-Africa.

BUT, before he died HE WROTE HIS WILL, which reads "(MY BELOVEED SON ,I WISH TO DRAW YOUR ATTENTION TO THE SUM OF ($21,000,000).TWENTY ONE MILLION U.S DOLLARS WHICH I DEPOSITED IN A BOX WITH A SECURITY COMPANY INJOHANNESBURG (SOUTH-AFRICA). IN CASE OF MY ABSENCE ON EARTH CAUSED BY DEATH ONLY". You

should solicit for reliable foreign partner to assist you to transfer this
money out of South Africa for investment purpose.
I deposited the money in your name and it can be claimed by you alone with the deposit code. your mother has all the documents. Take good care of your mother and brother." From the above, you will understand that the lives and future of my family depends on this money as much, I will be very grateful if you can assist us.

I with my younger brother are now living in South-Africa as POLITICAL ASYLUM SEEKERS and the financial law of SOUTH-AFRICA does not allow ASYLUM SEEKERS certain financial rights to such huge amount of money .In view of this, I cannot invest this money in South-Africa, hence I am asking you to assist me transfer this money out of South-Africa for investment purposes. For your efforts, I am prepared to offer you 20% of the total fund, while 5% will be set aside for local and international expenses and 75% will be kept for me and my family .

Finally modalities on how the transfer will be done will be conveyed to you once we establish trust and confidence between ourselves. Looking forward to your urgent reply .For detailed information. NOTE: THE KEY WORD TO THIS TRANSACTION IS ABSOLUTE CONFIDENTIALITY AND SECRECY. THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK FREE. YOUR URGENT RESPONSE WILL BE HIGHLY APPRECIATED. All the best,

PRINCE DAVID MAPUKA.

(FOR THE FAMILY)

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Paypal PHISH WARNING

This phish arrived today, it is a fake designed to trick you into revealing your passcodes.

Do not click on the links if you receive one of these.

Dear Paypal User,

In accordance with our major database relocation, we are currently having major adjustments and updates of user accounts to verify that the informations you have provided with us during the sign-up process are true and correct. However, we have noticed some discrepancies regarding your account at Paypal. Possible causes are inaccurate contact information and invalid logout process.

We require you to complete an account verification procedure as part of our security measure.

You must click the link below to complete the process.
https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_login-run


Unable to do so may result to abnormal account behavior during transactions.


Thank you for using PayPal!
The PayPal Team

Monday, July 25, 2005

How to recognise a Nigerian scam:

1 You receive an email from a stranger

2 The writer claims to be involved with an African bank

3 There is a large sum of money

4 There is a dead person

5 The writer wants you to commit fraud

6 The transaction is risk free

7 The writer can't spell

Oh look, here's one:

FROM THE DESK OF MR PAUL DOLL
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING MANAGER,
BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A)
DAKAR-SENEGAL. Branch.
PLS: REPLY TO

Dear Friend,

I feel quite safe dealing with you in this business proposition having gone through your remarkable profile on the Internet. Though, this medium (Internet) has been greatly abused, I choose to reach you through it because it still remains the fastest, surest and most secured medium of communication. However, this correspondence is purely Private, and it should be treated as such.I am the AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING MANAGER BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A) here in DAKAR-SENEGAL. Branch. In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of US$6.5m dollars (Six Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer (MR. ANDREAS SCHRANNER from Munich, Germany) who died along with his entire family in Jully 2000 in a plane crash. FOR MORE INFORMATION VISIT THIS SITE BELOW;http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm Since we got information about his death, we have been e
xpecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless some body applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidlings and laws but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since
nobody is coming for it and we don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.

The banking law and guidline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after fours years, the money will be transfered into the
bank treasury as unclaimed fund.nobody applies to claim the fund .Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to MR. ANDREAS SCHRANNER so that the fruit of this old man's labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt Government officials. This is simple, The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occassioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a SENEGAL cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.I agree that 30% of this money will be for you as a respect to the provision of a foriegn account ,10% should be for expenses, tax as your government may require. and 60% would be for me Thereafter, I will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentage indicated Therefore,to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you arranged,you must apply first to the bank as relation or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account
number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location where in the money will be remitted.
Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application . I will not fail to bring to your notice this
transaction is hitch-free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer.I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law, as this transaction is 100% risk free. You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter.Trusting to hear from you immediately.
Yours Faithfully,

MR PAUL DOLL. (B.O.A)
TREAT AS URGENT AND CONFIDENCIAL
PLS: REPLY TO

Friday, July 22, 2005

PHISH WARNING

This arrived in my mailbox today.

It is a phish, designed to steal your passcodes:

1 I am not a Tinker customer

2 No bank would ever write asking for passcodes

3 When I pass my cursor over the links, they go to a totally different location to the one claimed in the email.

If you receive one of these, do not click on the links.

Dear Tinker Federal Credit Union customer,

We recently reviewed your account, and suspect that your Tinker F.C.U account may have been accessed by an unauthorized third party.
Protecting the security of your account and of the Tinker Federal Credit Union network is our primary concern. Therefore, as a preventative measure, we have temporarily limited access to sensitive account features.

To restore your account access , please take the following steps to ensure that your account has not been compromised:

1. Login to Tinker F.C.U account.

2. Review your recent account history for any unauthorized withdrawals or deposits, and check your account profile to make sure no changes have been made. If any unauthorized activity has taken place on your account, report to Tinker F.C.U staff immediately.

To get started, please click the link below:

https://www.tinkerfcu.org/Login.asp?bhcp=1

We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause, and appreciate your assistance in helping us maintaithe en the integrity of ntire Tinker F.C.U system. Thank your for your prompt attention to this matter.

Sincerely,

The Tinker F.C.U Staff .

Please do not reply to this email. Mails sent to this address cannot be answered. For assistance, login to your Tinker F.C.U account and choose the "Help" link in the header of any page.

Thursday, July 21, 2005

$1M Yippee!

Oh it's a scam.

Bugger!

WINNING INFORMATION!!!

STAATS LOTERIJ INTERNATIONAL
www.staatsloterij.nl
Ref. Number: 515/212/6798
Batch Number: 33456733-BB67
Sir/Madam
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners
International programs held on the 17th of July 2005. Your E-mail address
attached to ticket number 75114655666 with serial number 7665544drew
lucky
numbers 7-654-87-876 which consequently won in the 1st category, you
have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$
1,000,000.00(ONE MILLION DOLLARS) CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your
winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and
your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to
avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some
participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot
system drawn from over 20,000 company and 30,000,000 individual Email
addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program
takes
place every three years.

This lottery was promoted and sponsored by Presidents of the World
Largest softwares, we hope with part of your winning you will take part in
our next year USD50 million international lottery. To file for your
claim, please contact our FIDUCIAL Agent MR. M.A POORT of the STAATS
LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL AGENCY
TEL:
FAX: 0031-WINNING INFORMATION!!!

STAATS LOTERIJ INTERNATIONAL
www.staatsloterij.nl
Ref. Number: 515/212/6798
Batch Number: 33456733-BB67
Sir/Madam
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners
International programs held on the 17th of July 2005. Your E-mail address
attached to ticket number 75114655666 with serial number 7665544drew
lucky
numbers 7-654-87-876 which consequently won in the 1st category, you
have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$
1,000,000.00(ONE MILLION DOLLARS) CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your
winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and
your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to
avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some
participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot
system drawn from over 20,000 company and 30,000,000 individual Email
addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program
takes
place every three years.

This lottery was promoted and sponsored by Presidents of the World
Largest softwares, we hope with part of your winning you will take part in
our next year USD50 million international lottery. To file for your
claim, please contact our FIDUCIAL Agent MR. M.A POORT of the STAATS
LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL AGENCY
TEL:
FAX:
EMAIL:

Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 10th of July,2005.
After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake.
Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications.
please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all
correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do
inform our agent as soon as possible.

Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for
being part of our promotional program.

Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

Sincerely yours,
Mrs. Jennifer Donald
Lottery Coordinator.

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

PHISH WARNING

Be warned there is a phish going round, claiming to be from Wells Fargo.

This is not of course really from Wells Fargo, but a crude attempt by a scammer to relieve you of your passcodes.

1 I received this mail twice

2 I am not a customer of Wells Fargo

3 No reputable bank will ever ask for your security details by phone or mail

If you receive one of these, do not click through on the link.

Dear Wells Fargo customer,

As you may already know, we at Wells Fargo guarantee your online security and partner with you to prevent fraud. Due to the newly introduced Comprehensive Quarterly Updates Program (which is meant to help you against identity theft, monitor your credit and correct any possible errors), we urge you to go through the 2 steps Wells Fargo Account Confirmation process. The operation involves logging in and confirming your identity over a secure connection at:

http://www.wellsfargo.com/confirmation/update/signon?SIGNON&XCP=1010

After completing the operation, you will be informed whether or not your account has been confirmed with Comprehensive Quarterly.

Thank you for working with us in combating online fraud and also, for choosing Wells Fargo as your Financial Institution.

When you use Wells Fargo Online ® or Wells Fargo Business Online ® Banking, we guarantee that you will be covered 100% for any funds improperly removed from your Wells Fargo accounts, while we are handling your transactions, subject to your responsibility, described below. Brokerage accounts offered through Wells Fargo Investments, LLC (member SIPC), a non-bank affiliate of Wells Fargo & Company.
© 1999 - 2005 Wells Fargo Bank. All rights reserved.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Phish Warning

This email arrived in my mailbox today.

It purports to come from LaSalle bank, they are worried about unauthorised attempts to access my account and wish me to click on the link.

Do not fall for this, it is a phish designed to trick you into revealing your passcodes:

1 No reputable bank will ever send you an email, asking you to click through on a link and reveal your passcode

2 I do not have an account at LaSalle bank

Dear LaSalle Bank Member,

To prevent unauthorized access to your LaSalle Internet Banking account, we have limited the number of failed login attempts. You have exceeded this number of attempts.

As an additional security measure your access to Online Banking has been limited.

Your access to ATM machines and LaSalle 24-Hour Banking and Financial Sales has not been affected.

To restore your account access, please follow the link below:

https://onlinebanking.banklasalle.ca/

Thank you for using LaSalle Bank.

Sunday, July 17, 2005

PHISH WARNING

Be warned there is a phish mail going round claiming to be from the Citizens Bank.

it is not, it is in fact a phish designed to steal the passcodes of those who click on the link.

How do I know it is a phish?

Simple:

1 No reputable bank will ever send you a mail asking you to click through on a link to verify your passcodes

2 No reputable bank would ever write to a customer without using their name in the "Dear.." part

3 I am not a customer of Citizens Bank

Dear Citizens Bank customer,

We recently reviewed your account, and suspect that your Citizens Online Banking account may have been accessed by an unauthorized third party.
Protecting the security of your account and of the S&T Bank network is our primary concern. Therefore, as a preventative measure, we have temporarily limited access to sensitive account features.

To restore your account access , please take the following steps to ensure that your account has not been compromised:

1. Login to Citizens Online Banking account. In case you are not enrolled yet for Internet Banking, you will have to use your Social Security Number as both your Personal ID and Password and fill in the required information, including your name and account number.

2. Review your recent account history for any unauthorized withdrawals or deposits, and check your account profile to make sure no changes have been made. If any unauthorized activity has taken place on your account, report to S&T Bank staff immediately.

To get started, please click the link below:

https://www.citizensbankonline.com/Login.asp?bhcp=1

We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause, and appreciate your assistance in helping us maintain the integrity of the entire Citizens Bank system. Thank your for your prompt attention to this matter.

Sincerely,

The Citizens Bank Team.

Please do not reply to this email. Mails sent to this address cannot be answered. For assistance, login to your Citizens Bank account and choose the "Help" link in the header of any page.

Friday, July 15, 2005

I have won another fake lottery.

This time it is a mere 500K Euros of non existent money.

Pah!

I don't get out of bed for less than 1M Euros.

If you receive one of these, don't respond to it; it is a fake.

BANKGIRO LOTERIJ.NL,
No 21 EGGER-STRAAT
28089tn AMSTERDAM/NETHERLANDS


FROM: THE PROMOTION DIRECTOR
RESULTS FOR THE SECOND CATEGORY DREW
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS DEPT.
REF: YPL/4249859609/WX1
BATCH: GLV/91663/AK


ATTN;WINNER,

RE:WINNING NOTIFICATION/FINAL AWARD:

We are pleased to inform you of the release, of the long awaited results of the BANKGIRO LOTERIJ.NL,
/INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION PROGRAMES NL held on 30th of JUNE 2005.

Reference Number: YPL/4249859609/WX1,
and Batch number BATCH: GLV/91663/AK.
Your email address attached to the ticket number: TK/469\365\9BV that drew the lucky winning number, which consequently won the loterij in the second category in four parts.

You have been approved for a payment of 500,000.00Euros(FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND EUROS.) in cash credited to file reference number:IPL/4249859609/WP1.This is from a total cash prize of FIVE MILLION EUROS Shared among the ten international winners in second categories.

congratulations!!!

All participants were selected through a Multi international computer ballot system drawn from 98,000 (Ninety eight thousand) names of email users around the world, as part of our international promotion programme.

Due to mixed up of some names and addresses, we ask that you keep this award personal, till your claims has been processed and your funds remitted to you. This is part of our security measures to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking advantage of the situation by other participants or impersonators.

To begin your claim, do file for the release of your winning by contacting our accredited agent:
MR. MARK DUFFMAN.
Foreign Transfer Manager.BANKGIRO LOTERIJ.NL,
FAX +
TEL +
Email:

NOTE: All winnings must be notarized to complete the claim process; winners will be referred to a Foreign Transfer Manager,to have their winnings notarized. Winners are to cover the legal charges not BANKGIRO LOTERIJ.NL,

Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and
complications please remember to quote your reference
number and batch numbers in all correspondence.

They are your agent, and responsible for the processing and transfer of your winnings fund to you.
YOUR SECURITY FILE NUMBER IS W-91237-H1-67/B4 (keep personal) Remember, your winning must be claimed not later than (24-07-05) After this date,

funds might be returned to the unclaimed. Furthermore, should there be any change in your address, do inform your claims agent as soon as possible.

Yours truly,
Mrs. Liliana Remoud.
THE PROMOTION DIRECTOR.
INTERNATIONAL PROGRAM (NL)

N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will resultto disqualification. Please do not reply to this mail. Contact your claims agent MR. MARK DUFFMAN at

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

This scam email has all the right ingredients to warn, even the most naive, that it is a scam:

- It mentions a bank in Nigeria

- It involves a large sum of money

- There is a widow

- The widow is dying

- The scammer invokes God and Allah

- The scammer claims that she wants to donate money to orphans and widows, be still my beating heart!

It is of course total tripe.

Please don't be stupid, and respond to this mail should receive one.

From Mrs.mariam ijaz
st. peters church ikoyi lagos.
Email: -

Dear friend,

I am the above named person from Kuwait. I am married to Dr. Kazeem Ijaz, who
worked with Kuwait embassy in Nigeria.for nine years before he died in the year
2001. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief
illness that lasted for only four days.

Before his death we were both divoted muslim. Since his death I decided not to
re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home. When my late husband was
alive he
deposited the sum of $12 Million (Twelve Million U.S.Dollars) in a bank.
Presently, this
money is still under the safe keeping of the bank here in Nigeria. Recently, my
Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to my cancer
problems.

Having known my condition, I decided to donate this fund to charitable home or
to a reliable individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to
instruct
herein. I want a person that will use this fund on orphanages and widows
propagating the word of almighty God .I took this decision because I don't have
any child
that will inherit this money and my husband's relatives are not trustworthy and
I don't want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by them. I don't want
a
situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the reasons
for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am
going. I
don't need any telephone communication in this regard atlist for now because of
my health, since my husband's relatives are always around me.

I dont want them to know about this development. With Allah all things are
possible. As soon as I receive your reply I will forward your personal
information to the bank
here in Nigeria.so that they will contact you as the legal owner of this fund
before releasing the fund into your account. I will also issue you a letter of
authority that will empower you as the original-beneficiary of this fund.

Delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for another reliable
individual for this same purpose.

Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Hoping to
hear from you as soon as possible.

Remain blessed

Mrs.mariam ijaz

Monday, July 11, 2005

Today's scam email contains all the usual ingredients:

-A widow

-A box of money

-The desire to transfer the money to an overseas account

As with all of these scams, there is in fact no money; just a conman waiting to relieve you of your bank details.

The writer offers me two choices with regard to working with her. My preferred option is not listed, that being not to have anything to do with her.

Neither should you, if you receive one of these scam mails.

FROM: MRS ROSEMARY MOYO
TEL:

HELLO,GOOD DAY.

STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

You might be surprised to receive this letter from me since you don?t know me personally. I am MRS ROSEMARY MOYO the wife of late MR. JOSEPH MOYO who was murdered by the Zimbabwean war veterans and irate black people. I am writing this letter from Harare, Zimbabwe, to solicit for your special assistance to my family shattered by a tyrannical government led by a dictator and his (ZANU-PF) ruling party, President ROBERT MUGABE.

Because of land and farmland crisis in Zimbabwe the government secretly sponsored the war veterans and some irate party members to disposed the land being occupied by the white farmers. This action led to killing of some members of opposition party including my husband who did not support this ill-fated action. But before the death of my husband, he anticipated some dangers and so he smuggled out the sum of US$25.5 million dollars (Twenty five million, five Hundred Thousand united state dollars) to South Africa and deposited it in a Security Company with the intention of using it for the purchase of farm machinery and chemicals for agricultural Purpose in South Africa and establishment of a new farm in Swaziland.

This money was deposited in a box as family valuables to avoid much demurrage in the Security Company. On the 29 January 2003 the war veterans and some supporters of (ZANU-PF) ruling party trooped into our compound and axed my husband to death and my second son of 28yrs. Since then they have been terrorizing my son BENJAMINE but he managed to escape to neighboring country South Africa as a
political asylum seeker (refugee).

His position in South Africa does not permit him to open an account or to operate any business. That is why I want this fund to be transferred in your account so that you will
assist him to invest the money in your country. If you accept to assist us, all I want from you is to arrange and come down to Johannesburg South Africa so that you can help him to open a non-resident bank account in your name which will aid us in transferring the money into your nominating account overseas.

I have two options for you, firstly, you can choose to have certain percentage of the money for nominating your account in this transaction or we can go into partnership with you for the proper profitable investment of the money in your country whichever the option you want feel free to notify him. He will then furnish you with every detail you need to know.

We have also mapped out 5% of the total sum for any expenses that might be incurred during the time of this transaction. If you do not prefer a partnership, we are willing to give you 25% of the money while the remaining 70% will remain for my family, if you are really capable and willing to assist us please contact him immediately in South Africa with this telephone + , Finally please treat this matter as urgent as possible. Thanks for you?re mutual co-operation. I?m expecting you be soonest and urgent response.

Best Regards,

MRS ROSEMARY MOYO.
(FOR THE FAMILY

Saturday, July 09, 2005

This pile of illiterate garbage arrived in my mailbox today.

Even the most slow witted should be able to grasp that this is a scam.

Needless to say, I will not be taking up the scammer's offer to use my bank account to transfer his non existent money.

From: Dr. Ailokke Hassan (Jr.)

My name is Dr. Ailokke Hassan (Jr.) the son of the elder brother to Chief (Mrs) Forday Sankoy wife of general Forday Sankoy the
Honourable Minister of Precious Solid Mineral Resources and Leader of the main opposition party The Revolutionary United
Front (R.U.F) of the war turn Republic of Sierra Leone.

I got your contact from a reliable source while hoping you can be of assistance in my most caution-able need of a trusted and Honest Personality to Transfer a good Sum of (USD 17Million) seventeen million united states Dollars into the cover of your Private Account making you the Beneficiary of these money.

All documents will be prepared in your name or Company name for easy transfer while I will come over to receive it . A
negotiable good sum would be set aside for your assistance at 15% to 20%. You will be interested to know that the Chief
Executive of the Bank which these money will be Transfered from have been taken care of , and be rest assured that you are risk free as per any implications.

At the moment I am taking exile in (a neighbouring African country) with my Family as my In-law was recently arrested
now under detention of (U.N.P.K.F) United Nations Peace Keeping Force over his leading roles in the Sierra Leone conflict.

I appeal to you to make this a confidential issue and contact me as a matter of urgency for detailed informations of this transfer which will be taking effect within 5(five) working days.

Please reply to this same mail:

Awaiting your urgent reply.

Best Regards

Dr.Ailoke Hassan (Jr.)

Friday, July 08, 2005

This fake lottery email arrived in my mailbox today.

It claims that I have won 800K Euros.

Pah!

A pathetic sum of money, I don't get out of bed for less than 1M Euros these days.

The main point is, that this mail is a scam.

There is no lottery, and no money.

ATTENTION: EMAIL RECIPIENT,

FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS / PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT,
REF: LP/26510460037/05
BATCH: 24/00319/IPD
DATE:07/ 07/ 05.

AWARD WINNING NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you of the release today, 7th
July 2005, of the ELGORDO SWEEPSTAKE LOTTERY / INTER-NATIONAL
PROGRAMS held on the 6th July,2005. Your email address was attached to
ticket number 02511464992-750 with serial number 2113-05 drew the lucky number
3-18-19-30-32-39,which consequently won the lottery in the 3rd category.

You are therefore been approved for the lump sum pay
out of €800.000.00 ( Eighty Hundred Thousand Euros ) in cash credit to
the file REF: LP/26510460037/03. This is from a total prize of €9,299,000.00
shared among the seventeen (17)International winners in their respective
categories. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from
250,000 email addresses from Australia, USA, Europe, Africa, Asia, New Zealand,
Middle-East and South-North America, As part of our international promotions program,
which we conduct twice in a year.

We hope with a part of your prize, you will take part
in our end of the year high stake €30 Million Euros International
Lottery.

CONGRATULATION!
Your fund is now deposited with a paying bank, BANCO SANTANDER S.A Madrid, Spain. Due to the mix up of some numbers and email addresses, we ask that you keep this award a top secret from the public notice until
your claim has been processed and your prize money remitted to your
bank account as this is a part of our Security protocol to avoid double claiming award
or unwarranted taking advantage of this program by participants.

To begin your claim, please contact the issuing authority, your prize claim agent,
Mr. Bruno Domingo, (Foreign Service Manager) for processing and remittance
of your prize money to a designated account of your choice

Email:
Tel: +3
Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later
than the 20th of July, 2005. After this date, all funds will be
returned as unclaimed.

Note: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in every of your correspondence with your agent. Furthermore, should there be any change of address, do inform your claims agent as soon as possible.

Endeavour to request for your prize claim certificate as soon as
you contact your local representative.
Congratulation again from all member of our staff and
thank you for being part of our promotion program.

Best regards,

JAMES CARLOS.
Promotion Manager.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

I have won $1.5M..yeah right!

Sorry to ruin your celebrations ladies and gentlemen, but if you receive one of these don't go opening the chanpagne.

It is a scam.

LAAN VAN HOORNWIJCK
2289 DG RIJSWIJK, DEN HAAG
THE NETHERLANDS.
(Customer Services)
Ref: 74NL/957/-00885DT
Batch: DT957/74NL
Zonal Draw No: DT-A2-004-875
Grand Draw No: 915
FINAL WINNING NOTIFICATION:


Dear Lucky Winner,

RE: BONUS LOTTERY PROMOTION PRIZE AWARDS WINNING
NOTIFICATION


We are pleased to notify you the draw (#915) of the DELOTTOBV International Lottery Program held on 1st July 2005.

Participants were selected through a randomly selecting 15,000 participants from an initial database of 300,000 emails all participants were selected through a computer ballot system from the Middle East, Asia, Africa, Canada, Europe, USA and north America as part our International Promotions Program, which was conducted in view of launching ourselves into the Sweepstakes Industry Worldwide and zoning all participants by their respective continents from across the globe, we produced an extensive list from which you have emerged as one of the winners of the Grand Draw prize.

To ensure a smooth collection of your winnings, the transfer of your prize is to be handled by our Prize Transfer agents .You are to contact our agents by email/fax or call within a week of receiving this notice.

Be advice to keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money remitted to you.

This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of (US$1,500,000.00) 0ne Million, Five Hundred Thousand Dollars only in cash credited to file number 74NL/957/-00885DT.This is from a total cash prize of US$7,500, 000:00 shared amongst the five (5) lucky winners in this category i.e. Match 5 plus bonus.

Your prize award has been insured in your favour and is ready for claims.

To begin your claims therefore, you are advised to expeditiously contact our licensed and accredited claim agent for Overseas Lottery Winners within a period of 7 working days (date of this email inclusive) for the processing of your winning and remittance to your designated bank account after all statutory obligations have been satisfactorily dispensed with. Please be informed that claims not processed within the stipulated period may be forfeited to the pool without further notice.

Your claim agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him/her. You may wish to establish contact via e-mail or fax/telephone with the particulars presented below.


OVERSEAS CLAIMS UNIT
(INVESTECBV)
Contact Person: Mr. Hans Boyer
Email:
Tel: +
Fax: +

Our winners are assured of the utmost standards of confidentiality, and press anonymity until the end of proceedings, and beyond where they so desire.

Be further advised to maintain the strictest level of confidentiality until the end of proceedings to circumvent problems associated with fraudulent claims.

This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Truly Yours,
ANTON GEESINK.
Lottery Co-Coordinator,
TEL/FAX: +.

Important Notice: N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to Disqualification. Contact your claim agent as instructed above.

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Bloody hell another lottery win...how lucky am I?

Not very I'm afraid, it's just another scam.

If you receive one of these, do not reply to it just bin it.

It is fit for nothing, but the trash heap.

GLOBAL LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL,
BUNDERSTRAATE 645, ROTTERDAM-NETHERLANDS.
FROM:THE DESK OF THE VICE PRESIDENT. INTERNATIONAL
PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD.
BACTH NO: GLNL/009842/05. REF. NO. GLNL/107654/05.



RE: AWARD NOTIFICATION

This is to inform you of the release of the GLOBAL LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL/
WORLD GAMING BOARD held on the 20th June, 2005.Due to the mix up of number,
the results were released on the 1st July, 2005.
Your E-mail attached to ticket number 56739-1 with serial number 928098-0
drew the lucky numbers of 2-6-9 which consequently won the lottery in the
2nd category.
You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of €1,000,000.00(ONE
MILLION EUROS) in cash credited to file with NO.GLNL/107654/04

CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning
information confidential until your claims has been processed and money
Remitted to you.
This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and
unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. All participants
were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from only only
Microsoft users from over 20,000 company, and 3,000,000 individual email
addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes
place every three years. To begin your lottery claim, please contact the
processing company that have been appointed for the processing of your
wining.
Please call the claiming agent MR, STEVE LOUIS the Foreign operation
manager of the appointed company,

DIAMOND SECURITY & TRUST.
Tel:
Fax:
EMAIL;

for the processing and remittance of your winning prize money to a
destination of your choice. Any claim not made before two weeks from this
date will be returned to the MINISTERIAL VAN DE ECONOMIA HOLLAND. Note that
all unclaimed funds will be included in the nest stake. Also in order to
avoid unnecessary delays and complications, remember to quote your reference
number and batch numbers in all your correspondence with MR,STEVE LOUIS and
please follow all his instructions religiously
Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as
soon as possible. Congratulations once more from our members of staff and
thank you for being part of our promotional program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
Yours Sincerely,
Pete Van Dijk,.
Vice President, Global lottery International

Monday, July 04, 2005

Another fake lottery scam arrived in my mailbox today.

I have won $1.5M no less!

Pity it is a scam.

The well worn phrase "due to a mix up in the numbers.." appears within the body of the mail.

It would be nice if the scammers tried to be a little more original in their pathetic attempts to steal money from the greedy and gullible.

The sad fact is that there are people who do indeed get taken in by these scams.

BONO LOTTO INTERNATIONAL,
10 C/Teresa,
Madrid 20068,
Spain.
FROM: THE DESK OF THE DIRECTOR PROMOTIONS,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT,
REF: GUPL/76-A18FYU125


NOTIFICATION; FINAL NOTICE
We are pleased to inform you of the announcement
today, 1st July,2005 the winners of the BONO LOTTO INTERNATIONAL held on
30th June,2005.

Your email address attached to ticket number 4589, with
serial number A025-09 drew the lucky numbers 37-13-80-65-56-87, and
consequently won in category C.

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay of $1,500, 000.00 in
cash credited to file REF NGUPL/76-A18FYU125.

This is from total prize money of $10,000.000.00 shared among the
international winners in the category A,B,C.

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from
more than 100,000 companies/individuals from Middle East, Australia, New
Zealand,America, Asia, Europe and North America as part of our International
Promotions Program, which is conducted annually.

CONGRATULATIONS!

Your fund is now deposited with ATLAS FINANCIAL SERVICES(Claim Agent)
insured in your email address.

Due to the mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award
strictly from public notice until your claim has been processed and your
money remitted to your account.

This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or
unscrupulous acts by participants of this program.

We hope with a part of your prize, you will participate in our end of year
high stakes $25 million International lotto.

To begin your claim, please contact your claim agent immediately:

Dr.Don Kerry Jack
Claim Manager,
Atlas Financial Services.

Mrs.Veronica Davis
Claim Supervisor,
Atlas Financial Services.

Mr.Donald Luis Keneth,
Hod Accounts Dept,
Atlas Financial Services.

Tel: +
EMAIL:

For due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated
account of your choice. Remember, you must contact your claims agent not
later than 15th of July 2005. After this date, all funds will be returned
as unclaimed.


NOTE:(1) In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember
to quote your reference number in every one of your correspondences with
your agent.

NOTE:(2)BENEFICIARIES ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR LEGALIZATION / NOTARIZATION TAX
FEE IN THE HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE.

Furthermore, should there be any change of your address, do inform your claims
agent as soon as possible.

Congratulations again from all our staff and thank you for being part of
our program.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Sandra Fernadez,
THE DIRECTOR PROMOTIONS,
BONO LOTTO INTERNATIONAL.
N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the Winners will result
to disqualification.

contact your claims agent immediately through the above e-mail address.

Saturday, July 02, 2005

This scam email arrived today.

The scammer claims, in the title, that there is a job being offered.

In fact what he really wants to do, or so he says, is use my bank account for money transfers.

He tries to add legitimacy to his request by invoking the tsunami disaster, very poor taste indeed.

However, in reality, the scammer is either trying to steal my bank codes or use my account for money laundering.

As a word of advice to this guy, next time you pretend to be offering a "legitimate" business opportunity; at least try to write in good English.

Bottom line, it is a scam.

CHEM AND HERBS INDUSTRIES INTERNATIONAL
[HARMONY PRODUCTS}
WE ARE INTO THE EXPORTATION OF RAW MATERIALS[CHEMICALS
AND HERBS ]TO WESTERN COUNTRIES TO BE USED FOR FINISHED
PRODUCT(INK AND COATING ADDITIVES
LIKE..DEFOAMERS,DISPERSING AGENTS,THICKENERS..ETC)OUR COMPANY IS STRICTLY INTO
EXPORTATIONWITH A SUBSIDIARY IN SINGAPORE PRESENTLY, WE ARE SOLICITING THEHELP
OF TRUST WORTHY INDIVIDUALS OR COPORATE BODIES WHO WOULDACT AS OUR
REPRESENTATIVES IN AMERICA AND ITS ENVIRONS(EUROPEANCOUNTRIES).


THE REASON BEING THAT, SOME OF OUR CUSTOMERS ARE MAINLY
FROM THAT PART OF THE WORLD ,AND THEY FIND IT DIFFICULT
TO MAKE PAYMENTTO US BECAUSE OF THE DISTANCE APART AND
MAINLY FOR THE FACT THAT OUR BANK HERE IN INDIA WAS
AFFECTED BY THE LAST NATURAL DISASTER..TSUNAMI.

THE BUILDING WAS BADLY DAMAGED AND LOTS OF DATA WERE LOST TO THEWRECKAGE), THAT
TOOK PLACE IN THIS PART OF THE WORLD.
SO WE ARE ASKING YOU TO BE OUR ESTEEMED REPRESENTATIVE,
BY HELPING US(CHEM-N-HERBS) RECEIVE THESE PAYMENTS ON
OUR BEHALF[ THE PAYMENTS ARE USUALLY IN CERTIFIED BANK
CHECKS,MONEY ORDER, AND ELECTRONIC TRANSFER(ONLINE
BANKING),ALL YOU NEED DO IS RECIEVE THESE PAYMENTS, GET IT
CLEARED, AND SEND THE FUNDS TO US.


DUE TO THE FACT THAT YOU ARE FAR FROM US AS REGARDS
DISTANCE, WE CANNOT BE PAYING YOU LIKE OUR PERMANENT
STAFF, INSTEAD YOU WILL BE GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO
NEGOTIATE YOUR MODE BY WHICH YOU YOU WILL
BEPAYED ,( OR WILL BE PLACED ON A FIVE
PERCENT(5%)COMMISSION(NEGOTIATABLE) ON ANY AMOUNT YOU
RECIEVE ON OUR BEHALF).

PLEASE YOUR RESPONSE IS HIGHLY NEEDED ,AS WE HAVE
CUSTOMERS WHOWANTING TO MAKE PAYMENT CURRENTLY, WE HAVE TO PUT A HOLD ON
THEM,BECAUSE WE HAVE'NT GOTTEN A RELIABLE
REPRESENTATIVE YET.

N.B ALL CORRESSPONDENCE[REPLY] SHOULD BE SENT TO.

E-mail:


SINCERELY,
RAJESH ANAND.,
[LOGISTICS AND MARKETING OFFICE],
MUMBAI,
MAHARASTHRA, INDIA,
N.B PLS NOTE THAT ONLY SERIOUS MINDS NEED REPLY BACK.
VISIT OUR WEB SITE:

Friday, July 01, 2005

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This phish fell into my mailbox today.

It claims to be from Lloyds TSB. However, it is not from them; it is a phish, designed to extract your pass code.

Never respond to these, or click on the links.

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